{"id":34128,"date":"2011-04-16T13:00:43","date_gmt":"2011-04-16T13:00:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/angry-slippers-are-angry-bad-astronomy\/"},"modified":"2011-04-16T13:00:43","modified_gmt":"2011-04-16T13:00:43","slug":"angry-slippers-are-angry-bad-astronomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/astronomy\/angry-slippers-are-angry-bad-astronomy.php","title":{"rendered":"Angry slippers are angry | Bad Astronomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&rsquo;s Caturday, and I have decided to expand my definition once again to include not just animals but also things that aren&rsquo;t alive that look like things that are alive.<\/p><p>So I present to you angry slippers yelling at you:<\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/farm6.static.flickr.com\/5146\/5622480674_50b20971fb_b.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/c7899_angryslippers.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"544\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-30864\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/p><p>What are they yelling about?<\/p><p> \"C&rsquo;mon, man, wash your feet first!\"<br>\"Keep us off the cold tile floor you jerk!\"<br>\"Store us next to those yakkity flip-flops again and we&rsquo;ll make sure the cat leaves you a &lsquo;present&rsquo; before you stick your feet in us next time!\"<br>\"We&rsquo;re a pair of slippers, not a pareidolia of slippers!\"<br>\"Wear socks with us again and we swear we&rsquo;re calling Stacey London!\" <\/p><p>These slippers were a gift from my mother-in-law to The Little Astronomer, which just goes to show you the world&rsquo;s a pretty funny place if you keep your eyes open and sense of humor primed.<\/p><p> <em><\/em><\/p><p>Related posts:<\/p><p>- <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/badastronomy\/2011\/04\/09\/xtolocaturday\/\">Xtolocaturday<\/a><br>- <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/badastronomy\/2010\/08\/14\/caturday-nights-all-right-for-fighting\/\">Caturday nights all right for fighting<\/a><br>- <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/badastronomy\/2010\/06\/12\/a-foxy-caturday\/\">A foxy Caturday<\/a><br>- <a rel=\"nofollow\">Languid Caturday<\/a><\/p><p><\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/HrripXIZAWZVU1HKuq1thFiqMcc\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/c7899_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; 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