Back in the 1970s and 80s when the Argus-Courier was a daily newspaper, the news and photo staff produced a special edition once a year that was never seen by the general public. It was the annual spoof edition that was assembled in December and distributed to employees at the newspapers holiday party.<\/p>\n
The edition, usually four to six pages, was called the Anguish-Carrier. <\/p>\n
It was a different time, before political correctness, Human Resource departments and the Me-Too Movement. The Anguish-Carrier editions were humorous, risqu and borderline inappropriate. They poked fun at fellow employees. <\/p>\n
And they were always eagerly anticipated at the annual holiday party.<\/p>\n
But today, for obvious reasons, they would not be permitted. <\/p>\n
And if employees were to produce them, it would likely be grounds for dismissal.<\/p>\n
The spoof editions were printed for more than 10 years, before the publisher in 1989 put an end to them because of a story that took a dig at him. Until today, the Anguish-Carrier was known only to employees of the newspaper. A few copies, yellowed by time, have been saved for posterity. <\/p>\n
The motto of the Argus-Courier in those days, printed below the front-page flag, was Serving Sonoma County since 1855. The Anguish-Carrier flag was placed above the phrase Milking Sonoma County since 1855.<\/p>\n
Recently, several former Argus-Courier employees from that era got together to share their recollections about the Anguish-Carrier editions. And they laughed heartily as they looked over copies of the spoof editions from 40 years ago.<\/p>\n
Doug Brown, a photographer at the Argus-Courier from 1979 to 1989, recalled, My most vivid memory was the last edition.That November, a baby duck got cut on a fish hook in the lake at Lucchesi Park.Someone took him to Petaluma Valley Hospital.A surgeon removed the hook and gave the duckling a stitch to close the wound. I took photos of the procedureand they were published with the story. <\/p>\n
As the deadline for the Anguish-Carrier approached, he continued, I wrote an article called Save the Bird.It was about how the publisher had a heart attack and needed a heart replacement.The search was on for a heart, but we couldnt find a heart small enough.Finally, we found a baby bird that had a suitably small heart, but once the procedurestarted, everyone began yelling, Save the bird!<\/p>\n
Brown added, This was during the time the editorial and photo departments were trying to unionize. On December 26, after seeing the Anguish-Carrier,the publisher came storming out of his office screaming, Who the f--- wrote this? It was me and I signed the article By Dog Bowser.I know the entire editorial staff knew who wrote it, but not a finger was pointed, or a word uttered.<\/p>\n
The publisher put the kibosh on the Anguish from that moment on.<\/p>\n
One of my favorite memories about working at the Argus-Courier was writing for the Anguish, said Brown.<\/p>\n
Jeff Weber, who worked in the newsroom from 1980 to 1985, recalled contributing several Anguish articles during his five years at as a reporter and Saturday edition editor. <\/p>\n
The one I remember best was a not-so-subtle parody of the sports editor, whose tenure was relatively short -- perhaps because he faced the unenviable task of following in the footsteps of the legendary Casey Tefertiller. (Tefertiller went on to work as a sportswriter for the San Francisco Examiner and wrote several books about Wyatt Earp and the American West.) <\/p>\n
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