{"id":3339,"date":"2009-12-25T14:33:56","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T14:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/christmas-laser-beam-cats-are-the-reason-for-the-season-humor\/"},"modified":"2009-12-25T14:33:56","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T14:33:56","slug":"christmas-laser-beam-cats-are-the-reason-for-the-season-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/christmas-laser-beam-cats-are-the-reason-for-the-season-humor.php","title":{"rendered":"Christmas Laser Beam Cats Are the Reason for the Season [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>  What happens when a couple of engineers decide to make a Christmas edition of SNL's Lasercats sketch? Some legitimately fearsome lasercats with autoturrets, that's what. [<a href=\"http:\/\/laughingsquid.com\/christmas-laser-beam-cats\/\">Laughing Squid<\/a> via <a href=\"http:\/\/thedw.us\/post\/298473662\/early-bird-special-engineers-cats-christmas\">The Daily What<\/a>]<\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=7ec2b7790725fe87a5e0e9171d446ac3&amp;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/img.phdo?s=7ec2b7790725fe87a5e0e9171d446ac3&amp;p=1\"><\/a><br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/a.rfihub.com\/eus.gif?eui=2226\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/8dIM-rfozPzXnWbHGM74T9NrdGc\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2fde5_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br><a href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/8dIM-rfozPzXnWbHGM74T9NrdGc\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2fde5_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=FCY1GltaFcY:CX4SMCHByck:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2fde5_full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=FCY1GltaFcY:CX4SMCHByck:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2fde5_full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=FCY1GltaFcY:CX4SMCHByck:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2fde5_full?i=FCY1GltaFcY:CX4SMCHByck:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=FCY1GltaFcY:CX4SMCHByck:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2fde5_full?i=FCY1GltaFcY:CX4SMCHByck:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/2fde5_FCY1GltaFcY\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What happens when a couple of engineers decide to make a Christmas edition of SNL's Lasercats sketch? 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