{"id":3338,"date":"2009-12-25T13:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T13:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/cable-cars-are-the-best-way-for-your-ornaments-to-travel-up-the-christmas-tree-christmas\/"},"modified":"2009-12-25T13:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T13:20:00","slug":"cable-cars-are-the-best-way-for-your-ornaments-to-travel-up-the-christmas-tree-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/cable-cars-are-the-best-way-for-your-ornaments-to-travel-up-the-christmas-tree-christmas.php","title":{"rendered":"Cable Cars Are The Best Way For Your Ornaments To Travel Up The Christmas Tree [Christmas]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>  A working cable car would be just the thing to help your modified action figure ornaments travel up the <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\">Christmas<\/a> tree. I mean, the tree is like Everest to them. 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I mean, the tree is like Everest to them. 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