{"id":32828,"date":"2011-03-20T15:42:34","date_gmt":"2011-03-20T15:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/astro-noms-bad-astronomy\/"},"modified":"2011-03-20T15:42:34","modified_gmt":"2011-03-20T15:42:34","slug":"astro-noms-bad-astronomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/astronomy\/astro-noms-bad-astronomy.php","title":{"rendered":"Astro Noms | Bad Astronomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/madartlab.com\/2011\/03\/16\/astronom-os\/\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/723e7_astronomos.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"429\" class=\"alignright size-full wp-image-29715\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a>Steve DeGroof over at MadArtLabs (who brought us <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/madartlab.com\/2011\/03\/03\/putting-homeopathy-into-perspective\/\">Felicia Day as a counterexample to homeopathy<\/a>) has knocked another one out of the park: <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/madartlab.com\/2011\/03\/16\/astronom-os\/\">Astronom Os<\/a>!<\/p><p>My love for geeky breakfast cereal <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/blogs.discovermagazine.com\/badastronomy\/2009\/03\/11\/i-love-teh-interwebz\/\">is a matter of record<\/a>, so it&rsquo;s no surprise that I would totally eat Astronom Os. And I would do the connect-the-dots game on the back too; the Big Dipper would be helpful in pouring the milk.<\/p><p>I would also be happy to help market these. As for a slogan, that&rsquo;s easy: \"Astonom Os: breakfast of the stars!\"<\/p><p>Or, \"Contains elements forged in the fires of a supernova!\"<\/p><p>Or, \"Get your RDA of the most stable nuclide!\"<\/p><p>Or, \"Not Taurus, Torus!\"<\/p><p>Or, \"Retains low ductility for statistically significant durations even when submersed in lactic liquids!\"<\/p><p>That last one will sell 106s of boxes.<\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/bU__1MQo0QSk4P8NoiCJggCUOyA\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/723e7_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/bU__1MQo0QSk4P8NoiCJggCUOyA\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/723e7_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/p><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/723e7_jrlXtuxTNXw\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/723e7_h6Q9dme2nPM\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Steve DeGroof over at MadArtLabs (who brought us Felicia Day as a counterexample to homeopathy) has knocked another one out of the park: Astronom Os!My love for geeky breakfast cereal is a matter of record, so it&rsquo;s no surprise that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/astronomy\/astro-noms-bad-astronomy.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-32828","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-astronomy"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32828"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32828"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32828\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32828"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32828"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32828"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}