{"id":3221,"date":"2009-12-25T00:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-25T00:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/this-slide-will-freeze-your-pretty-bum-bum-slides\/"},"modified":"2009-12-25T00:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-25T00:20:00","slug":"this-slide-will-freeze-your-pretty-bum-bum-slides","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/this-slide-will-freeze-your-pretty-bum-bum-slides.php","title":{"rendered":"This Slide Will Freeze Your Pretty Bum Bum [Slides]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2009\/12\/s12_21491583.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/562d5_500x_s12_21491583.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a>If you are near National Harbor in Fort Washington, Maryland, don't miss their 15,000-square-foot <a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #gaylordnational\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/gaylordnational\/\">Gaylord National<\/a>'s ICE! exhibit, a winter wonderland made with two million pounds of ice. And let your pretty butt freeze, swooshing down their 20-foot slide.<\/p><p>Wheeeeee! Kind of underwhelming, I know, but it looks pretty. 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And let your pretty butt freeze, swooshing down their 20-foot slide.Wheeeeee! 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