{"id":3217,"date":"2009-12-24T22:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-24T22:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/tnmt-snuggie-because-youre-never-too-old-for-turtle-power-snuggie\/"},"modified":"2009-12-24T22:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-24T22:20:00","slug":"tnmt-snuggie-because-youre-never-too-old-for-turtle-power-snuggie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/tnmt-snuggie-because-youre-never-too-old-for-turtle-power-snuggie.php","title":{"rendered":"TNMT Snuggie: Because You&#8217;re Never Too Old for Turtle Power [Snuggie]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/a1672_chen-tmnt.jpg\" class=\"left image340\" width=\"340\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\">Around age 23, most men realize they'll be stuck in normal&mdash;work a normal 9 to 5, buy a normal house and lift heavy objects with normal strength. 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