{"id":3053,"date":"2009-12-23T14:20:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T14:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/anti-gravity-tree-stand-will-blow-peoples-minds-provided-they-dont-look-up-christmas\/"},"modified":"2009-12-23T14:20:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-23T14:20:00","slug":"anti-gravity-tree-stand-will-blow-peoples-minds-provided-they-dont-look-up-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/anti-gravity-tree-stand-will-blow-peoples-minds-provided-they-dont-look-up-christmas.php","title":{"rendered":""Anti-Gravity Tree Stand" Will Blow People’s Minds, Provided They Don’t Look Up [Christmas]"},"content":{"rendered":"

ZOMG! This Christmas tree<\/a>! It's just...floating! How in the love of Santa Christ did they do that?! Oh, I see, they just hung it from the top.<\/p>

I will admit that the bottom is pretty badass looking, and it certainly does leave a lot of room for presents. But you need to have a home setup similar to this to pull it off, and you also need to be cool with your tree dangling from a wire hung from a crane-like apparatus.<\/p>

But really, if it were my<\/i> dad who did this, I would tell him to quit fiddling with the tree and to reroute that energy to my presents. That's the reason for the season, after all. [Instructables<\/a>]<\/p>

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