{"id":26841,"date":"2010-08-01T08:10:27","date_gmt":"2010-08-01T08:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/compasskirt-bad-astronomy\/"},"modified":"2010-08-01T08:10:27","modified_gmt":"2010-08-01T08:10:27","slug":"compasskirt-bad-astronomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/astronomy\/compasskirt-bad-astronomy.php","title":{"rendered":"Compasskirt | Bad Astronomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love geeks. I love clever people. I love sciencey stuff.<\/p><p>So this fills my heart with squishiness: <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/ladycartoonist.com\/2010\/05\/the-north-skirt\/\">a skirt<\/a> with rows of lights that illuminate when facing north:<\/p><p> <\/p><p>Make those LEDs red and every astronomer could use it. Not to mention campers, hikers, and let&rsquo;s face it, nerds like all of us. I would dance all night with someone wearing this.<\/p><p>Want one? <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/48547755\/starboard-northkit\">She&rsquo;s selling kits<\/a> so you can make one yourself!<\/p><p>Of course, in 2012<sup><a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/pipes.yahoo.com\/pipes\/pipe.info?_id=b1f7827b1dfe342d3c7cc9be64d477ac#footnote\">*<\/a><\/sup> when the poles flip the skirt will light up when facing <em>south<\/em>. Oh! I know! You could wear it backwards. Problem solved. <\/p><p><em>Tip o&rsquo; the compass needle to that bon vivant, <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/joshacagan\/status\/19921376355\">Josh A. Cagan<\/a>.<\/em><\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" name=\"footnote\"><\/a><\/p><hr width=\"30%\" align=\"left\"><em><sup>*<\/sup> This is a joke, OK? A <strong>joke<\/strong>. If you actually think I am being serious about 2012, then I suggest you check your tin foil beanie for breaches.<\/em><p><\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/XRx3ugEgScbiiFOvujSSxHLSYBQ\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/3e3bd_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/XRx3ugEgScbiiFOvujSSxHLSYBQ\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/3e3bd_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/p><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/3e3bd_PFN7b1lM104\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/3e3bd_PJK3v1gu8qM\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love geeks. I love clever people. I love sciencey stuff.So this fills my heart with squishiness: a skirt with rows of lights that illuminate when facing north: Make those LEDs red and every astronomer could use it. 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