{"id":2670,"date":"2009-12-19T21:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-19T21:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/put-a-giant-condom-on-your-bed-pillow\/"},"modified":"2009-12-19T21:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-19T21:40:00","slug":"put-a-giant-condom-on-your-bed-pillow","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/put-a-giant-condom-on-your-bed-pillow.php","title":{"rendered":"Put a Giant Condom On Your Bed [Pillow]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2009\/12\/il_fullxfull.107868074.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/59858_500x_il_fullxfull.107868074.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a>I never realized we were such pillow fans: <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5417128\/it-took-this-long-to-make-iphone-icon-pillows\">iPhone icon pillows<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5186060\/the-pillow-blanket-concept\">pillow blankets<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5162625\/color-tv-would-not-exist-without-the-test-pattern-pillow\">TV pattern pillows<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5242353\/this-is-the-best-laptop-in-the-world-or-at-least-the-softest\">laptop pillows<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5013171\/pillow-ring-mobile-naps-for-people-with-tiny-tiny-heads\">pillow rings<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/256210\/illupillow-combines-big-pillow-with-tiny-light\">extra-terrestrial pillows<\/a>, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/266127\/wiimote-plushie-pillow\">wiimote pillows<\/a>... it never stops. Until now. Here's the pillow to rule them all: The <a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #condompillow\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/condompillow\/\">Condom Pillow<\/a>.<\/p><p>Hand silk-screened, the Condom Pillow has a small pocket to put <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5361828\/sized+to+fit-condoms-obviously-require-you-to-accurately-measure-your-naughty-bits\">real condoms inside<\/a>. Genius? I think so. It's a great reminder, in any case. You don't really want to have to use the <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5264263\/cmd-%252B-z-mac-pillows-wont-actually-undo-last-night\">undo pillows<\/a> one day. 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Until now. Here's the pillow to rule them all: The Condom Pillow.Hand silk-screened, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/put-a-giant-condom-on-your-bed-pillow.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-futurist"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}