{"id":25770,"date":"2010-07-23T17:00:35","date_gmt":"2010-07-23T17:00:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/this-speaker-requires-a-safe-listening-distance-speakers\/"},"modified":"2010-07-23T17:00:35","modified_gmt":"2010-07-23T17:00:35","slug":"this-speaker-requires-a-safe-listening-distance-speakers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/this-speaker-requires-a-safe-listening-distance-speakers.php","title":{"rendered":"This Speaker Requires a Safe Listening Distance [Speakers]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"&gt;<a title=\"Click here to read This Speaker Requires a Safe Listening Distance\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/speakers\/\"><span>#<\/span><span>speakers<\/span><\/a>&lt;\/div --><div><a title=\"Click here to read This Speaker Requires a Safe Listening Distance\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5594819\/these-speakers-must-be-enjoyed-from-a-safe-distance\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" alt=\"Click here to read This Speaker Requires a Safe Listening Distance\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/951fa_160x120_screen_shot_2010-07-23_at_1.04.28_pm.jpg\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div><\/div><p>\t\t\t\tI don't know what your idea the perfect speaker system is, but for me it's a cross between a alphorn and a vuvuzela, gigantic and squished. Oh, and not safe to stand near. 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