{"id":255098,"date":"2014-03-25T11:03:04","date_gmt":"2014-03-25T15:03:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eugenesis.com\/shakira-review-another-appealing-album-from-a-charming-pop-star\/"},"modified":"2014-03-25T11:03:04","modified_gmt":"2014-03-25T15:03:04","slug":"shakira-review-another-appealing-album-from-a-charming-pop-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/agnosticism\/shakira-review-another-appealing-album-from-a-charming-pop-star.php","title":{"rendered":"Shakira review: Another appealing album from a charming pop star"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Is there anyone alive who doesnt have a special, secret    fondness for Shakira? Besides maybe that     famously angry sea lion who attacked the singer in 2012 and    was presumably unaware of her selfless work with the United    Nations and had probably never even heard She    Wolf, because he would have really liked it.  <\/p>\n<p>    Everyone else seems to have long ago succumbed to Shakiras    hip-swiveling charms. Shes an avatar of pop-culture    globalization  a Colombian singer-songwriter of Lebanese    descent whose songs are a multicultural grab bag of melodies    from the Middle East, Africa, Latin America and, most    prominently on her new, self-titled album, the American South.    Shes a social-media giant. Statues    have been erected in her honor. (Okay, one    statue. Made of metal, not the hand-chiseled marble she    deserves. And it depicts Shakira wearing pants she probably    would never wear. But its a start.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Shakira has weird, very specific tastes: Shakira    is not her first album to feature near-lethal doses of reggae    and 90s alt-rock, as if she hasnt realized that those things    are mostly awful. Yet she also has the broadest canvas of any    pop diva in memory  she can contain multitudes, from cumbia to    country, and still sound instantly, recognizably like herself.  <\/p>\n<p>    Shakira, her charming, awkward, immensely appealing new disc,    tests this theory. It was assembled by a murderers row of    expensive producers and writers, including Dr. Luke, Max Martin    and Cirkut. Any student of recent pop history knows what comes    next: dignity-killing, one-size-fits-all dance-pop songs    predestined for success and oblivion in the same month.  <\/p>\n<p>    Shakira submits to Dr. Lukes dehumanizing ministrations and    manages to come out the other end sounding only slightly less    like herself. Dare (La La La) doubles as the background music    for Shakiras new commercial for    Activia yogurt, and it sounds like something Lady Gaga    would have made before she became ridiculous. Its wonderful.  <\/p>\n<p>    Most of the rest of Shakira seems like an uneasy bargain    between what she wants (rootsy, often acoustic-based pop with a    rangy feel and an affinity for early Alanis Morissette) and    what the producers want (hits). Its familiar territory for the    singer, who has routinely employed of-the-moment production    teams to contemporize (and Americanize) her sound, but seldom    has the divide seemed so great.  <\/p>\n<p>    The best tracks split the difference: The new wave\/reggae    hybrid Cant Remember to Forget You is an energetic duet with    Rihanna, pops favorite inanimate object. Loca por Ti (one of    a handful of Spanish tracks on the standard edition of the    album) is 80s jukebox country, finely rendered. The midtempo    Latin pop track You Dont Care About Me recalls vintage Marc    Anthony.  <\/p>\n<p>    Shakira has four fully formed emotions  Reproachful, Cheery,    Lets Dance and I Want to Do Things to You. Thats two more    than Dr. Luke usually has to work with, and she also has a    voice thats hiccupy and distinct, especially at the wildest,    warbliest reaches of her register. To make Shakira sound like    everybody else takes some effort. On the discs weakest track,    Spotlight, she sounds unerringly, depressingly, like Taylor    Swift; the song sounds like a reheated Red    outtake, and the vocal similarity is too marked to be    accidental.  <\/p>\n<p>    Swift is the unlikeliest of specters. But, if only because she    is one of Shakiras few rivals who can credibly deliver a    slender love song backed by an acoustic guitar, she also haunts    the folk ballad 23, one of the albums starkest and best    songs. Shakira has never been much of a lyricist, but 23 is    clunkier, and braver, (I used to think that there was no god\/    But then you looked at me with your blue eyes\/ And my    agnosticism turned into dust) than Swift would ever dare to    be.  <\/p>\n<p>    Shakiras comfort level seems to ebb and flow throughout the    album: Shes commanding on the Spanish-language songs, playful    on the bangers, subdued on the songs that are obviously    ill-suited for her, such as the Nashville ballad Medicine, a    collaboration with Blake Shelton, her fellow judge on The    Voice. Its one of those duets where two famous people from    different genres are joined by their business managers in    pursuit of a crossover hit. They sing at each other and both    sound as if theyd rather be anywhere else. Shelton, also at    half-wattage, treats her with unusual delicacy, as if he was    enlisted partly for his hit-making skills and partly to stop    her from running away.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Here is the original post:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feeds.washingtonpost.com\/c\/34656\/f\/636577\/s\/38906dc7\/sc\/38\/l\/0L0Swashingtonpost0N0Centertainment0Cmusic0Cshakira0Ereview0Eanother0Eappealing0Ealbum0Efrom0Ea0Echarming0Epop0Estar0C20A140C0A30C240C20A566db60Eb3590E11e30E80A20A0Eb2d790Ab3c9e10Istory0Bhtml0Dwprss0Frss0Ientertainment\/story01.htm\/RS=^ADA1SkVkpH3APmJyoKyncriP4Nz.tA-\" title=\"Shakira review: Another appealing album from a charming pop star\">Shakira review: Another appealing album from a charming pop star<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Is there anyone alive who doesnt have a special, secret fondness for Shakira? Besides maybe that famously angry sea lion who attacked the singer in 2012 and was presumably unaware of her selfless work with the United Nations and had probably never even heard She Wolf, because he would have really liked it. Everyone else seems to have long ago succumbed to Shakiras hip-swiveling charms.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/agnosticism\/shakira-review-another-appealing-album-from-a-charming-pop-star.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":57,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[577694],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-255098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-agnosticism"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255098"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/57"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=255098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/255098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=255098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=255098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=255098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}