{"id":240105,"date":"2012-11-25T02:40:29","date_gmt":"2012-11-25T02:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.eugenesis.com\/failed-hetalia-pick-up-lines-video\/"},"modified":"2012-11-25T02:40:29","modified_gmt":"2012-11-25T02:40:29","slug":"failed-hetalia-pick-up-lines-video","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/anatomy\/failed-hetalia-pick-up-lines-video.php","title":{"rendered":"FAILED Hetalia pick-up lines &#8211; Video"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><br \/>FAILED Hetalia pick-up lines<br \/>Some failed pick up lines in a mash-up with a cool song and pictures. Some text may be hard to read, so I #39;m listing them down here for convienience sake! ENJOY! I hope the guys at my school watch this so I can see their reaction! In order from who goes first: Italy - \"I want to make pasta shaped like your anatomy... That #39;s a big pasta!\" Russia - \"Want to become one? I am the biggest after all.\" Britain - \"On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?\" Switzerland - \"If you were chesse, you #39;d be the most expencive. But I #39;d buy you anyway.\" Ukraine - \"The button from my shirt possed off again... Can you help me find it? Can we search your house next?\" France - \"How would you liek a tour of the Eiffel Tower?\" America - \"...and amoung these rights are life, liberty... AND SOMEONE AS BEAUTIFUL AS YOU!\" Romano - \"You #39;re as ripe as a red tomato.\" China - \"Do you know how long the great walla is?... I didn #39;t think so...\" Korea - \"I know I invented sexy, but you perfected it!\" Japan - \"If you were an anime character, you #39;d be my favorite\" Prussia - \"5 METERS. Because it #39;s awesome.\" Austria - \"Your eyes are like Sonatina in G Mayjor... Absolutely beautiful...\" Sealand - \"You #39;re making me hard! Like I #39;m made of steel! Oh wait, I am...\" Canada - \"Geography called... He was wondering why you #39;re not underneith me yet...\" Snapped Canada\/Manada - \"I #39;ll bake your enemies into my pancakes.\" Estonia - \"Wanna see my hard drive? It #39;s 6 inches long and I swear it #39;s not floppy ...From:615BrooklynViews:1    0ratingsTime:04:01More inFilm   Animation<\/p>\n<p>See the original post here:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=Shum43IAlWA\" title=\"FAILED Hetalia pick-up lines - Video\">FAILED Hetalia pick-up lines - Video<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> FAILED Hetalia pick-up lines Some failed pick up lines in a mash-up with a cool song and pictures. Some text may be hard to read, so I&#39;m listing them down here for convienience sake! ENJOY! I hope the guys at my school watch this so I can see their reaction! In order from who goes first: Italy - \"I want to make pasta shaped like your anatomy...  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/anatomy\/failed-hetalia-pick-up-lines-video.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[577281],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-240105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-anatomy"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240105"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=240105"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/240105\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=240105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=240105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=240105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}