{"id":238826,"date":"2017-08-25T01:37:33","date_gmt":"2017-08-25T05:37:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/adventure-on-the-high-seas-somers-ny-news-tapinto-tapinto-net.php"},"modified":"2017-08-25T01:37:33","modified_gmt":"2017-08-25T05:37:33","slug":"adventure-on-the-high-seas-somers-ny-news-tapinto-tapinto-net","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/high-seas\/adventure-on-the-high-seas-somers-ny-news-tapinto-tapinto-net.php","title":{"rendered":"Adventure on the High Seas &#8211; Somers NY News &#8211; TAPinto &#8211; TAPinto.net"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Last week my friend Dave took me and a couple of other friends    out for a very pleasant tour of the Long Island Sound on his    boat. He has a peppy little bowrider that he tows over to the    Norwalk boat launch at Veterans Park. The term boat launch    brought back some vivid memories of when Dave and I owned a    boat together. Dave taught me everything I know about how to    pilot a boat. However, no one whos boat has been hit by mine    should hold that against him, since he taught me a lot more    than I learned. One thing that did sink in is that a boat is    not something to sink in. When properly launched, it should not    go straight into the air like a rocket ship.  <\/p>\n<p>    Do you know why its called the Long Island Sound? Neither do    I, because whatever the Sound sounds like, I couldnt hear it    over the roar of the engine once we got out of the channel. We    aired that baby out to the tune of about 40 miles per hour    after we cleared the no-wake zone. Do you know why they call it    a wake? Well, we flew over a big one and went airborne for    what seemed like a few minutes, and when we landed it woke me    right up from a nap I was planning two days in the future. We    were out of the no-wake zone, but there should be a no-fly zone    posted there instead.  <\/p>\n<p>    We cruised around for a while and took in the sights. There are    extensive oyster beds in the area, but I doubt they got a whole    lot of sleep. You can tell where they are by flags that stick    up above the water, which makes the place look like a golf    course made up entirely of water hazards. We motored by    Westport, Sherwood Island and turned around near Fairfield.  <\/p>\n<p>    Sign Up for E-News  <\/p>\n<p>    By this time everyone was getting hungry so we taxied into    shallow water near what looked like a deserted island so we    could eat our lunch. Get ready to drop the anchor, Dave    called, and try not to scratch the paint with the anchor    chain. Tony grabbed the anchor while I held the chain, and    through a carefully coordinated effort we were able to scratch    most of the paint off the bow, but to our credit we didnt    scratch any off the anchor chain. It was a beautiful day, and    we had a bite to eat, drinking in the natural beauty of the    area since no one remembered to bring beer. Here the quiet was    interrupted only by the chatter of the herring gull and the    call of the double-crested cormorant, which I took on my cell    phone. Life on the deserted island didnt look like it included    dessert, which was disappointing.  <\/p>\n<p>    But soon the cove started filling up fast with other boaters.    People jumped in the water and began floating around on inner    tubes, outer tubes, inflatable floaties and paddleboards, which    are the new craze. Every time I see somebody on a paddleboard    they look as if they mistakenly thought that they would be    having way more fun than they presently are, standing around on    a surfboard. One guy looked at my sandwich forlornly, and then    started paddling away in the general direction of Domenicks    Deli.  <\/p>\n<p>    If Ive learned anything at all from Gilligans Island, its    to prepare for every eventuality before you board the boat.    Sure, everyone made fun of the Howells for bringing a trunkful    of cash with them on an island tour, but there are no ATMs at    the sand bar and I doubt they will take a personal check. Also,    that transistor radio is going to be invaluable if we get    shipwrecked and the Yankees play a day game. Im guarding that    radio with my life, because if somebody busts a transistor in    it, I have no idea where get another one.  <\/p>\n<p>    As the afternoon wore on and the shadows started getting    longer, it was time to weigh anchor and get back to the boat    launch. Dave hopped onto the bow to retrieve the anchor before    Tony and I could volunteer, and we powered up and headed toward    shore. It was a short ride at top speed until we got to the    channel, where you can only go 5 miles per hour, and I was    expecting the guy on the paddleboard to pass us.  <\/p>\n<p>    I have a friend who has a giant sailboat, and I cant imagine    what happens if you get all the way out past the bay and the    wind dies down. Well, actually, I can imagine it, that happens    to be my strong suit. I picture me and two other couples    drifting out from Long Island for a few days, and now were    somewhere near the Galapagos Islands. Im pretty sure I can    get us back home, if youll just let me generate some wind by    telling a few stories about how I got kicked out of my high    school math class for not baking cookies. Thats OK, I think    the wind is about to pick up, they all reply, almost in    unison, though weak from lack of food and water...  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Continued here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tapinto.net\/towns\/somers\/articles\/adventure-on-the-high-seas\" title=\"Adventure on the High Seas - Somers NY News - TAPinto - TAPinto.net\">Adventure on the High Seas - Somers NY News - TAPinto - TAPinto.net<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Last week my friend Dave took me and a couple of other friends out for a very pleasant tour of the Long Island Sound on his boat. 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