{"id":229016,"date":"2017-07-20T01:11:43","date_gmt":"2017-07-20T05:11:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/coexistence-at-the-beach-opelika-observer.php"},"modified":"2017-07-20T01:11:43","modified_gmt":"2017-07-20T05:11:43","slug":"coexistence-at-the-beach-opelika-observer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/hedonism\/coexistence-at-the-beach-opelika-observer.php","title":{"rendered":"Coexistence at the beach &#8211; Opelika Observer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Yeah, but now Im getting old, dont wear underwear    I dont go to church and I dont cut my hair    Jimmy Buffet    Pencil Thin Mustache  <\/p>\n<p>    Some of you know that before I retired, I spent my twilight    years, professionally speaking, researching, and eventually    writing a book about the Alabama-Florida Gulf Coast since World    War II. The project involved spending a lot of time down    there, so much time that my publisher began to wonder if I    would ever finish  I promise, it is almost done. Just one    more Mullet Toss.    Even a serious scholar like myself can get sidetracked by    half-naked women throwing fish.    Well, The Rise and Decline of the Redneck Riviera is available    on amazon.com and in your favorite upscale bookstore     shameless plug.    In putting a book together an author has to decide what goes in    and what is left out. Because one of the things I left out was    a chapter titled Here Come the Christians, Im gonna tell you    what was in it, so you can clip this column and when you buy    the book you can stick it between pages 188 and 189.    Of course, there have always been Christians on the coast.    Coastal communities have churches a plenty. Go inland a bit and    you find even more. Its still the Bible belt you know.    But generally speaking, tourists dont do church. It just    doesnt fit the laidback hedonism that Jimmy B. sings    about.    And the weekly rental cycle works against it. You check in on    Sunday afternoon, check out Saturday morning.    Yet for some the beach is synonymous with church. They are the    ones who go down to the coast for spiritual renewal. The ones    who go to a church retreat.    Though Church groups had been slipping off to the coast for    years, this recent wave of coastal Christian retreating can be    traced to the early 70s, and roughly corresponds to the rise    of the Moral Majority and the Evangelical Right.    Young Evangelicals, like young folks everywhere, wanted to go    to the beach. But Evangelical parents, like parents everywhere,    did not want their children exposed to the sin and degradation    they had heard existed there. So parents and preachers decided    to take their kids down as a group, maybe with other kids from    likeminded churches, so they could keep them insulated and    isolated. They rented a motel  carefully chosen to be away    from bars and nightclubs  where the youth could devote their    time to sun, surf, and scripture. (Co-ed swimming allowed so    long as the girls wore t-shirts over their already modest    bathing attire.) Then after a week or so of carefully    orchestrated, heavily chaperoned fun and fellowship they headed    home, usually with stories about the ones who almost got caught    doing what they werent supposed to do.    Pretty soon some motels began to cater entirely to a church    clientele, who were cleaner, neater, and less trouble than the    regulars. Christian Retreats sprouted up all along the    coast.    But remember, these were Evangelicals, so it was not long    before they began to leave their little islands of spirituality    and go out to save souls. The odds seemed to favor the sinners    for, as a young missionary I know observed, Its pretty hard    to witness to someone who is drinking a beer and wearing a    thong. Still, they were out there trying.    In time the Evangelical impact was felt in other ways.    Since Evangelicals didnt spend money at bars and clubs, every    motel they took over meant less business for local watering    holes.    Evangelicals also put pressure on businesses in the area to    clean up their acts  crack down on underage drinking, cancel    wet T-shirt contests, and cover up topless dancers. In other    words, take the redneckery out of the Riviera.    Particularly troubling to beach-bar-bunch was the way the    invaders began pressing local governments to enforce the rule    that says alcohol cant be sold within 500 feet of a church or    school. If a Christian retreat was declared a church, then bars    and such within the limit would have to close down.    Which was just fine with Evangelicals.    Until the rule backfired.    Down on the coast a church was having difficulty finding    property for its new worship center. No one would sell the    congregation a site because locals feared that the presence of    a church would hinder growth in the area. Put a church there    and the property around it becomes less valuable commercially    because businesses built there couldnt serve alcohol.    So, the preacher went to the county commissioners and asked    that his congregation be authorized to waive the 500-foot    ordinance so they could buy the land and build. And the    commissioners agreed. This allows the church to be a    presence in that community, the preacher told the press. Its    a good thing.    Now some folks wont think so. Some folks will think its a    deal with the devil, a compromise that should not be made. But    me, I side with the preacher. I also side with business    folks.    Then again, you knew I would.  <\/p>\n<p>    Harvey H. (Hardy) Jackson is Professor Emeritus of History at    Jacksonville State University. He can be reached at    <a href=\"mailto:hjackson@cableone.net\">hjackson@cableone.net<\/a>.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>View original post here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/opelikaobserver.com\/2017\/07\/coexistence-at-the-beach\/\" title=\"Coexistence at the beach - Opelika Observer\">Coexistence at the beach - Opelika Observer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Yeah, but now Im getting old, dont wear underwear I dont go to church and I dont cut my hair Jimmy Buffet Pencil Thin Mustache Some of you know that before I retired, I spent my twilight years, professionally speaking, researching, and eventually writing a book about the Alabama-Florida Gulf Coast since World War II.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/hedonism\/coexistence-at-the-beach-opelika-observer.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[431565],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-229016","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hedonism"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229016"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=229016"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/229016\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=229016"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=229016"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=229016"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}