{"id":226011,"date":"2017-07-05T19:30:35","date_gmt":"2017-07-05T23:30:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/whatsapp-fifa-and-takeaways-the-perpetual-evolution-of-unveilings-the-guardian.php"},"modified":"2017-07-05T19:30:35","modified_gmt":"2017-07-05T23:30:35","slug":"whatsapp-fifa-and-takeaways-the-perpetual-evolution-of-unveilings-the-guardian","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/evolution\/whatsapp-fifa-and-takeaways-the-perpetual-evolution-of-unveilings-the-guardian.php","title":{"rendered":"WhatsApp, Fifa and takeaways: the perpetual evolution of unveilings &#8211; The Guardian"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>  Aston Villa announce the signing of John Terry, left, and Bryan  Robson joins Manchester United in 1981. Composite: Getty Images,  AVFC<\/p>\n<p>    These are familiar times at    Aston Villa. They have, after all, started July by signing on    a free    transfer a medal-strewn Premier League legend in his late    30s, once considered perhaps the finest player in his    position in the land but more recently used to openly pondering    the possibility of retirement, and announced the arrival to the    world in rather    humiliating style.  <\/p>\n<p>    So far, so 2001. It was 16 years ago next week that John    Gregory invited reporters to Villa Park to meet his new    goalkeeper, Peter Schmeichel. The Dane, at 37 a year older than    John Terry is now, was scheduled to pose for photographers    while holding the clubs new goalkeeping shirt in    then-traditional style but when it was brought out, bearing his    name and the No1, he took one look and turned away.  <\/p>\n<p>    I think well have to chat about that, he told his new    manager, choosing instead to brandish the standard outfield    kit. Peter just wont wear grey, Gregory later explained.    Hes like a boxer. Everything in his corner has got to be just    right.  <\/p>\n<p>    The kit manufacturers, Diadora, were bemused. I am amazed that    one guy can dictate to the club what he wears, said their    managing director, Andrew Ronnie. We worked with David James    on the fabric, colour and design and everything was fine. We    put a lot of effort into it. David was happy but then he left    for West Ham. Peter joined and now we have a problem.  <\/p>\n<p>    Perhaps this was the day that the foundations of the    traditional transfer-unveiling ceremony started to crumble. A    photo opportunity with the nearest item of club-branded    merchandise will no longer do: modern footballers are complex    characters with high wages and higher expectations, most of    whom would not deign to look at a 9.99 acrylic weave scarf,    let alone brandish it with pride for all posterity.  <\/p>\n<p>    They also bring with them an expanding coterie of agents and    advisers. Bryan Robson signed his first contract at Manchester    United on the pitch shortly before the start of a match against    Wolverhampton Wanderers in October 1981, perched upon a wobbly    wooden folding chair with his new manager to his right, the    chairman to his left and the club secretary stood behind,    helpfully pointing to the bit that needed his signature. It is    a scene that viewed today appears as outdated as Robsons tight    perm; any modern restaging would require, at the very least,    more chairs, better haircuts, a great deal more paperwork and    several bad-tempered arguments about image rights.  <\/p>\n<p>    Clubs have always used the very latest communication technology    to announce new signings, it is just that between the 1890s and    the 1990s it changed little, with teams frustratingly    restricted to the use of newspapers, photographers and the    occasional town crier. Suddenly, however, their horizons have    expanded. Villa announced Terrys arrival by posting on Twitter    a conversation on Snapchat, thereby simultaneously ticking two    social-media boxes and keeping at arms length journalists who    might overhear embarrassing conversations about the ugliness of    their kit.  <\/p>\n<p>    Last week Roma unveiled Lorenzo Pellegrini by posting a video    of the player using his Roma-kitted    virtual self to score a virtual goal on Fifa. Last month    Liverpool published a video of a thumb scrolling through a    Twitter stream of posts beseeching them to sign Mohamed Salah,    which turned    out to be Salahs very own digit. A few days later the    world learned that Crystal Palace had finally found a new    manager when they posted footage of white smoke emerging,    Vatican-style, from the    chimney of a local Caribbean takeaway.  <\/p>\n<p>    The popular reaction has been to mock these clubs for their    novelty efforts, but after generations of cut-and-paste    shirt-brandishings any innovation is surely to be celebrated,    even if we still look forward to someone coming up with a good    one. For years it took no thought whatsoever to organise a    player unveiling, and now clubs dedicate at least a few    minutes consideration and a bit of video editing to it, which    is a shuffle in the right direction.  <\/p>\n<p>    The great advance will be to professionalise  and, inevitably,    commercialise  the experience, treating sold-out stadiums and    audiences of millions via global cinema simulcasts to    choreography, showtunes, fireworks both literal and figurative,    and inevitable guest appearances from David Guetta. What is for    certain is that unlike the monochrome efforts of yesteryear,    the unveilings of the future will be anything but grey, which    is something Schmeichel, at least, will be grateful for.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read more here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.theguardian.com\/football\/2017\/jul\/05\/john-terry-aston-villa-transfer-announcements-liverpool-salah-unveilings\" title=\"WhatsApp, Fifa and takeaways: the perpetual evolution of unveilings - The Guardian\">WhatsApp, Fifa and takeaways: the perpetual evolution of unveilings - The Guardian<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Aston Villa announce the signing of John Terry, left, and Bryan Robson joins Manchester United in 1981. Composite: Getty Images, AVFC These are familiar times at Aston Villa <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/evolution\/whatsapp-fifa-and-takeaways-the-perpetual-evolution-of-unveilings-the-guardian.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[431596],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-226011","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-evolution"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226011"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=226011"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/226011\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=226011"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=226011"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=226011"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}