{"id":223800,"date":"2017-06-27T15:57:23","date_gmt":"2017-06-27T19:57:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/part-35-answering-phones-at-ubben-keeping-kam-safe-run-ins-with-reverend-jed-champaignurbana-news-gazette.php"},"modified":"2017-06-27T15:57:23","modified_gmt":"2017-06-27T19:57:23","slug":"part-35-answering-phones-at-ubben-keeping-kam-safe-run-ins-with-reverend-jed-champaignurbana-news-gazette","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/spiritual-enlightenment\/part-35-answering-phones-at-ubben-keeping-kam-safe-run-ins-with-reverend-jed-champaignurbana-news-gazette.php","title":{"rendered":"Part 35: Answering phones at Ubben, keeping KAM safe, run-ins with Reverend Jed &#8211; Champaign\/Urbana News-Gazette"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    With the UI celebrating birthday No. 150 this year, we    caught up with hundreds of graduates who've gone on to    greatness. Every Tuesday throughout 2017, Editor JEFF D'ALESSIO    will tell their tales. Today, in Part 35: biggest    influences.  <\/p>\n<p>    If    not for the welcoming ways of BRUCE WEBER and    the 2005 Illini coaching staff, LISA (BOAZ)    WOODWARD (BS '07, right) might not have gone from    answering the phones at the basketball office to landing the    job of her dreams  manager of sports sponsorship at    Anheuser-Busch InBev.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Being a fly on the wall at the Ubben basketball complex fueled    my drive to ultimately work in sports,\" she says.  <\/p>\n<p>    If    DON MATEJOWSKY hadn't been such an    understanding boss, ERIC GARDNER (BA '03,    left) likely wouldn't have gone from part-time Krannert Art    Museum security guard to senior director of engineering at the    Golf Channel.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Don hooked me up with introductions to the museum curators and    exposed me to Illinois' art culture, which led to my first    videography gig that ultimately landed me a part-time job    running camera and teleprompter at WCIA,\" Gardner says.  <\/p>\n<p>    And    if entertainment executive\/author TOM LOPINSKI    (left) hadn't crossed paths with one JED SMOCK    (right) during his years at the UI (off and on, 1976-81), his    most recent novel would have one less colorful character.  <\/p>\n<p>    For the Georgetown-born Lopinski, now director of music    licensing for the Disney\/ABC Television Group, the most    memorable campus personality wasn't a coach or a professor but    rather a preacher  though not the traditional    presiding-over-Sunday-services variety.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Reverend Jed entertained students every spring and fall with    his fiery sermons and a relentless desire to save us all from    ourselves,\" Lopinski says. \"I spent many an afternoon sitting    on the campus grass watching a crowd form around him as he spun    tales about spiritual enlightenment and captured our hearts. He    ignored the subtle slurs, constant giggling behind his back and    in-your-face direct rebukes that followed him everywhere.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Then, without any fanfare or warning, he'd disappear for    months. I was told that he systematically made his pilgrimage    around the collegiate circuit throughout the country, favoring    the north in the warmer months and migrating south for the    winter.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"He inspired me so much that I developed a character in my last    novel partially based on his antics named Colonel Remus P.    Entwhistle, 'Re-P-Ent' for short. Jed was like a rash of    athlete's foot that would never quite go away, that wart which    kept coming back, the mother-in-law who wore out her welcome    but made you miss her when she was gone.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"I remember hanging out in my dorm room at Blaisdell one Friday    evening when a friend asked if I wanted to go see Frank Zappa    at the Assembly Hall. Of course, I accepted. About halfway    through this epic concert, my friend hands me a tiny piece of    paper and tells me to put it under my tongue. Being the naive    smalltown boy that I was, I obliged. All I remember after that,    were random flashes of riding our bicycles down University    Avenue the wrong way, car horns honking and a sweet old lady at    the Illini Union asking us to sign a release form.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Six hours later, we woke up in the back of a Volkswagen Beetle    driving to Kent State to protest the 10-year anniversary of the    massacre. When we got there, we met up with the other    protesters, marched toward the site of the shootings and    stormed past a chain-link fence waving flags and chanting    slogans.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"As    I was absorbed in the moment, who did I catch out of the corner    of my eye but Reverend Jed Smock (right). He was standing on a    balcony, shaking his Bible and spewing scripture like a    punctured can of Old Style spinning down Green Street on a    Saturday night.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"I heard later that two men in dark sunglasses and suits had    carted him off to a remote location, where he was interrogated,    psychiatrically evaluated and cavity searched before being    released back into the public domain. Sure enough, a few weeks    later, Jed was back on the UI campus saving souls and picking    up where he'd left off.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"Yes, my college experience was so much richer because of Jed.    He taught me many things that no professor could have, nor    should have. If they haven't already, they should erect a    statue in his honor on the Quad.  <\/p>\n<p>    \"If that's too much to ask, maybe just a beardless gnome    holding a Bible.\"  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Go here to read the rest: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.news-gazette.com\/news\/local\/2017-06-27\/part-35-answering-phones-ubben-keeping-kam-safe-run-ins-reverend-jed.html\" title=\"Part 35: Answering phones at Ubben, keeping KAM safe, run-ins with Reverend Jed - Champaign\/Urbana News-Gazette\">Part 35: Answering phones at Ubben, keeping KAM safe, run-ins with Reverend Jed - Champaign\/Urbana News-Gazette<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> With the UI celebrating birthday No. 150 this year, we caught up with hundreds of graduates who've gone on to greatness.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/spiritual-enlightenment\/part-35-answering-phones-at-ubben-keeping-kam-safe-run-ins-with-reverend-jed-champaignurbana-news-gazette.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-223800","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-spiritual-enlightenment"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223800"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=223800"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/223800\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=223800"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=223800"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=223800"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}