{"id":222407,"date":"2017-06-22T15:56:13","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T19:56:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/the-twins-the-caribbean-and-stories-about-treasures-twinkie-town.php"},"modified":"2017-06-22T15:56:13","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T19:56:13","slug":"the-twins-the-caribbean-and-stories-about-treasures-twinkie-town","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/caribbean\/the-twins-the-caribbean-and-stories-about-treasures-twinkie-town.php","title":{"rendered":"The Twins, the Caribbean, and stories about treasures &#8211; Twinkie Town"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>The Last Thunder Dump!    <\/p>\n<p>    This is the last Thursday Thunder Dump. After looking at my    news dumps as a weekly chore lately, Ive come to the    conclusion that doing these posts are now... Well, Ill let    British    butter spokesperson, Johnny Rotten and the rest of the    Pistols explain:  <\/p>\n<p>    First, my sincere thanks to myjah for giving me the space to do    TTDs all this time. They were a blast to do, but time has a    way of eroding things and I feel like I need to move on from    them. Dont worry though, wherever birds are attacking Denard    Span, Ill be there. Whenever someone asks, Whats Manny    Ramirez up to? Well, Ill be there. And wherever a Japanese    angler fish mascot regurgitates its own skeleton, Ill be there    too, just not on Thursday Thunder Dump.  <\/p>\n<p>    If you didnt like TTD, some other Twins news link will replace    it that youll like better. If you did like them, thanks and be    happy - TTDs rotting corpse will nourish the blowflies and    buckthorn brambles for years to come!  <\/p>\n<p>    In case you havent heard, the     Twins will play two games in San Juan, Puerto Rico against    the Cleveland Indians early in the 2018 season on April 17-18.    The Twins will be considered the home team. They have three    players that are from the island; Jose Berrios, Kennys Vargas    and Eddie Rosario. The Indians Francisco Lindor is from there    too.  <\/p>\n<p>    City Pages is reporting not everyone is treasuring their        purple Purple Rain rain umbrella they got as a giveaway at    a Twins game celebrating Prince last Saturday. Many are showing    upon eBay, most are going for $150 but one college student was    asking for $25,000. He must have gotten a really, really good    one.  <\/p>\n<p>    Cut4 has     six hidden ballpark treasures and one is at Target Field.    No, its not Carl Pohlads rumored secret vault of gold coins    and art the Pohlads acquired from Depression era foreclosures.    Its Sue Nelson, the organist at the Two Gingers Pub in Target    Field. Mystery solved. Now, where the heck is Two Gingers Pub?  <\/p>\n<p>    Royals Twitter account was showing off Drew Buteras hair flip    a few days ago.  <\/p>\n<p>    Luv ya Drew, but I think Doze did it better.  <\/p>\n<p>        VIDEO: Tim Tebow's bat flip and strikeout in HD. Even more        impressive when you can actually see how far that thing        flies pic.twitter.com\/aOYlctOs5X      <\/p>\n<p>        Cut4 has a video of former Twin and current Texas Ranger,    Carlos Gomez wearing his new Superman shoes and hitting a home    run against the Blue Jays on Tuesday. Is kryptonite on a    baseball considered a foreign substance?  <\/p>\n<p>    The big Finnisher  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the rest here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/www.twinkietown.com\/2017\/6\/22\/15815386\/the-minnesota-twins-the-caribbean-a-meth-users-guide-to-the-universe\" title=\"The Twins, the Caribbean, and stories about treasures - Twinkie Town\">The Twins, the Caribbean, and stories about treasures - Twinkie Town<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> The Last Thunder Dump! This is the last Thursday Thunder Dump. After looking at my news dumps as a weekly chore lately, Ive come to the conclusion that doing these posts are now... Well, Ill let British butter spokesperson, Johnny Rotten and the rest of the Pistols explain: First, my sincere thanks to myjah for giving me the space to do TTDs all this time <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/caribbean\/the-twins-the-caribbean-and-stories-about-treasures-twinkie-town.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[431657],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222407","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-caribbean"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222407"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222407"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222407\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222407"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222407"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222407"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}