{"id":222086,"date":"2017-06-21T22:54:40","date_gmt":"2017-06-22T02:54:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/seven-days-in-utopia-golfdigest-com.php"},"modified":"2017-06-21T22:54:40","modified_gmt":"2017-06-22T02:54:40","slug":"seven-days-in-utopia-golfdigest-com","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/new-utopia\/seven-days-in-utopia-golfdigest-com.php","title":{"rendered":"Seven Days in Utopia &#8211; GolfDigest.com"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    My trip to the 2017 U.S. Open at Erin Hills turned out to be an    ego trip.  <\/p>\n<p>    That happens when youre one of the co-designers of Erin Hills    and your ugly mug is flashed, even briefly, on television.    Along with my fellow designers, Dr. Michael Hurdzan and Dana    Fry, I made the most of every opportunity. We became bona fide    celebrities de jure, albeit undercard division, filling airtime    in that dull Sunday through Wednesday lead-up to the main    event.  <\/p>\n<p>    It was enough exposure that people in the gallery would walk up    and ask for our autographs. I signed so many hats (and flags!)    that, by Tuesday, I made sure I had my trusty Sharpie in my    pocket as I headed to the course. Forgot my sunglasses one    morning, but not my Sharpie.  <\/p>\n<p>    One guy asked me to sign the back of his flag, so as not to    soil Jordan Speiths signature. Another asked me to pose for a    selfie, which I did, and then shook my hand, saying, Terrific    course, Dr. Hurdzan.  <\/p>\n<p>    Like any good Kardashian, I had my entourage. My wife Lynn and    I had rented a five-bedroom house on the edge of North Lake, 15    minutes from Erin Hills, and our five daughters, three    sons-in-law and five grandsons all joined us, as did a niece    and her husband from Omaha. The USGA had provided me with    tickets for all, some Hospitality, some Gallery, so I had to    play Scrooge on a couple of mornings, picking who deserved air    conditioning that day. On Thursday I played Solomon, allowing    one daughter to have breakfast in the Rules Hospitality tent    before surreptitiously switching tickets with another daughter    so she could also sample the buffet line.  <\/p>\n<p>        The author, in the back with a        purple shirt, with his extended family during an eventful        U.S. Open week at the course he helped design.      <\/p>\n<p>    My family played its part, particularly at the Monday afternoon    USGA Architects Forum, in which Mike, Dana and I pontificated    for an hour on the virtues of Erin Hills, each of us  <\/p>\n<p>    proving that weve yet to grasp the sound-bite mentality that    is essential to todays media. Had Adam Barr not let the    Whitten Clan into the media tent to watch the event (and cool    off), I suspect it would have lacked a quorum.  <\/p>\n<p>    But enough about my family. This column is about me, budding    narcissist.  <\/p>\n<p>    Mike, Dana and I made two appearances on Golf Channel, one    Monday evening, the other early Wednesday morning. The first    time, we climbed the Golf Channel tower to the Live From set,    incredibly cramped for such a rickety structure, and as a    make-up artist dusted our noses, we watched Rich Lerner,    Brandel Chamblee and Frank Nobilo discuss whether U.S. Open    courses should now measure 8,000 yards. At the end of the    segment, the first of the nightly rainstorms rolled in and a    crack of lightning struck uncomfortably nearby.  <\/p>\n<p>    Related:    Ron Whitten on the making of Erin Hills  <\/p>\n<p>    Talent off the set, the director shouted. Down to the rain    room. Chamblee and Nobilo shed their microphones and were    hustled downstairs. I expected to follow, but instead,    microphones were put on Mike, Dana and me, and we took chairs    at the desk, the open air backdrop of a storm rolling in behind    us. I looked at Lerner, still at his seat, and thought, Isnt    he talent, too? But, pro that he is, he stayed to conduct a    quick interview with the three expendables. Anchors, I presume,    are grounded.  <\/p>\n<p>    I returned to the tower early Wednesday morning and found it    empty. So I sat on the steps, thinking that sooner or later the    Morning Drive crew would show up. A writer walked by, said    hello, and asked why I wasnt with Mike and Dana on the    practice range, where they were talking with Matt Ginella. So I    ran to the practice range, found I had plenty of time to get    miked up, but they stuck me on the side of a slope of the tee    box next to Dana. Hes about my height but looked half a foot    taller than me in the shot. Seeing my profile on a rebroadcast    that evening, I looked like Danny Devito as The Penguin.  <\/p>\n<p>    The rest of the week, I strutted around the gallery each day,    awaiting recognition. One morning, a small scrum behind the    eighth green caught my eye, so I investigated. It was Bob Lang,    the original owner of Erin Hills, signing hats with his    signature and tag line, Golf is a Journey. He saw me and    motioned me over.  <\/p>\n<p>    We proceeded to entertain a dozen spectators with a five-minute    comedy routine, me mostly the butt of his jokes. But I got in    one good jab.  <\/p>\n<p>    Back in twenty-oh-three, Ron gave me a copy of his book, Bob    told our modest audience, and Ron inscribed it, Someday Ill    write a book about Erin Hills, and Ill call it, Golf is a    Journey. You remember that, Whitten? Isnt that right?  <\/p>\n<p>    Yes, I responded, and you stole my line.  <\/p>\n<p>    That got a big enough laugh that a marshall shushed us up.  <\/p>\n<p>    On Sunday, the plan was for Mike, Dana and me to walk down the    18th hole with the U.S. Open champion, whomever that might be.    But I wanted to walk the entire course first. I selected the    twosome of Patrick Reed and Russell Henley, both four strokes    back of leader Brian Harman at the start of the fourth round,    and three groups ahead.  <\/p>\n<p>    Id been given a lime green lanyard which got me inside the    ropes, and the unwritten rule is that such a lanyard is    tethered to those perimeter ropes. But I wanted to walk down    the middle of every fairway on my golf course that Open Sunday,    despite not having a lime green Walking Access badge. Figuring    its better to seek forgiveness than permission, I simply    slipped under the rope after Reed and Henley teed off, and I    strolled out into the middle of the first fairway, following    them at a respectable distance, acting like I belonged there.  <\/p>\n<p>    No one questioned my presence, so I followed the group for the    next four hours, soaking up the grandeur, pretending the polite    applause was for me. I did contribute a bit on the 12th. After    Henley smothered his second shot, from the first cut of rough,    into deep fescue, he and his caddie headed far too far into the    gunch in search of it, so I trotted over to where Id seen the    ball go in, pushed back the thigh-high grass and said, Heres    your ball.  <\/p>\n<p>    Dont touch it! the caddie shouted, and I took that as a    thank-you.  <\/p>\n<p>    Henley salvaged a bogey at 12, but then bogeyed the par-3 13th,    four-putted the 14th and took a horrendous 8 on the short par-4    15th, a score that undoubtedly contributed to making 15 the    hardest hole that last day. Reed, meanwhile, played steady    golf, playing magnificent recoveries every time he missed a    green, but he failed to sink a single birdie putt in my    presence. Sorry, Patrick.  <\/p>\n<p>    At the 15th, I spotted Hurdzan, so I left the Reed-Henley    pairing. Mike and I quickly surmised that Brooks Koepka was    likely to win this thing, and after we watched him birdie 15,    we decided to follow him home. When Koepka then birdied the    par-3 16th, we knew it was all over.  <\/p>\n<p>    On the 18th, Koepka hit a towering 3-wood tee shot, followed by    another to the slope below the green of this massive par 5. As    Mike and I walked a short distance behind him, I kept looking    for Dana, but never found him. Perhaps he was still with    Harman, hoping for a miracle.  <\/p>\n<p>    As Mike and I proudly marched shoulder to shoulder down the    18th of Erin Hills, sure enough, an official in a lime green    shirt approached us. Off the fairway, he said. You dont    have Walking Access.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its the last hole, Mike said. Were the architects. Cut us    some slack. The official did.  <\/p>\n<p>    A lot has been made of the fact that, during my many interviews    leading up to the U.S. Open, I repeatedly predicted that, if    the wind didnt blow, the winner would shoot 16-under par.    People were amazed that Id hit Koepkas score on the nose. I    dont understand why. To steal a line from Paul Simon: As if I    didnt know my own bed?  <\/p>\n<p>    Once every 25 years I turn into Carnak. Back in 1992, when the    U.S. Open was played at Pebble Beach (the last par 72 Open    until Erin Hills), I bet longtime Golf Digest editor-in-chief    Nick Seitz that Tom Kite, who hadnt even qualified for the    Masters that year, would win it. Kite did, and I won a whole    ten bucks.  <\/p>\n<p>    I won another ten bucks this year, this time from golf    architect Stephen Kay, with whom I designed my first course,    Architects Golf Club in New Jersey. Stephen and I have a    running wager on every major, alternately making 12 picks in    advance of each event. Yes, among my dozen picks this year was    Brooks Koepka. Surprised?  <\/p>\n<p>    As if Id never noticed the way he brushed his hair from his    forehead.  <\/p>\n<p>    WATCH MORE    VIDEOS FROM THE LOOP  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the rest here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.golfdigest.com\/story\/seven-days-in-utopia\" title=\"Seven Days in Utopia - GolfDigest.com\">Seven Days in Utopia - GolfDigest.com<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> My trip to the 2017 U.S.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/new-utopia\/seven-days-in-utopia-golfdigest-com.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[431660],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-222086","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-new-utopia"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222086"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=222086"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/222086\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=222086"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=222086"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=222086"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}