{"id":220927,"date":"2017-06-19T23:42:34","date_gmt":"2017-06-20T03:42:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/meet-big-thick-choc-cyborg-and-the-gang-what-if-the-miami-hurricanes-could-wear-nicknames-on-their-jerseys-mypalmbeachpost-blog.php"},"modified":"2017-06-19T23:42:34","modified_gmt":"2017-06-20T03:42:34","slug":"meet-big-thick-choc-cyborg-and-the-gang-what-if-the-miami-hurricanes-could-wear-nicknames-on-their-jerseys-mypalmbeachpost-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/cyborg\/meet-big-thick-choc-cyborg-and-the-gang-what-if-the-miami-hurricanes-could-wear-nicknames-on-their-jerseys-mypalmbeachpost-blog.php","title":{"rendered":"Meet Big Thick, Choc, Cyborg and the gang: What if the Miami Hurricanes could wear nicknames on their jerseys? &#8211; MyPalmBeachPost (blog)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>      The Hurricanes have no shortage of player nicknames  and      most likely, creative ideas for customizing cleats. (Getty      Images\/Post illustration)    <\/p>\n<p>    A pro sports league is bucking decades of tradition and doing    something fun.  <\/p>\n<p>        According to a memo obtained by Yahoo Sports, Major League    Baseball will allow players to wear nicknames on the back of    their jerseys, like theshort-lived    XFLonce did. The ballplayers can also wear crazy    colorful shoes and personalize a patch paying tribute to    someone instrumental in their development. MLB and its    players association worked out a deal for the event, called    Players Weekend, to run Aug. 25-27.  <\/p>\n<p>    This makes us wonder: what would a Players Day look like at    Miami?  <\/p>\n<p>    Obviously there would be outstanding cleat designs, especially    at a school thats already done the     personalized footwear thing. That was one guy painting more    than 100 pairs, though, and they generally looked the same.    With leeway to go outside the team-issued colors, wed probably    see guys trying to look like     Odell Beckham    Jr.and     Cam Newton,plushometown tributes and a    lot more.  <\/p>\n<p>    But maybe not, since, you know, professional players can use    part of their big-money paychecks on custom gear. Amateurs    cant do that. Anyway.  <\/p>\n<p>    That brings us to the nicknames.    College players are all over social media, which presents    myriad opportunity to hang on oneself a creative tag. So, we    can already see how certain guys may lean, given free reign.    For purposes of this exercise, were assuming the role of    nickname coordinator. Some we wont touch. Others may need a    little help.  <\/p>\n<p>    Either way, lets dive deep on this one, shall we?  <\/p>\n<p>    Possible nicknames for a Miami Hurricanes Players    Day:  <\/p>\n<p>    Defensive tackle Kendrick    Norton  Big Thick. Were starting strong.    Seems to date back to high school, as seen here.    Norton is 6-foot-3 and 315 or so pounds. Perfect nickname for a    run-stuffing, quarterback-harassing monster in the middle who    has a good sense of humor.  <\/p>\n<p>    Defensive end Chad Thomas     MajorNine. All I know is I can talk about why,        but Miami cant.  <\/p>\n<p>    Linebacker Zach McCloud     Cyborg. Not sure who gave him the nickname, but it refers to    how McCloud played most of last season with a robotic-looking    arm. He doesnt want to wear the brace this year, now that    his hyperextended elbow has healed, but he may have to if hes    putting that name on his back. Who doesnt want a Cyborg at Sam    linebacker?  <\/p>\n<p>    Running back Trayone Gray     Choc. A family-given tag stemming from his childhood love of    sweets. Its excellent, and its rare you hear a teammate call    him something different. As former offensive coordinator James    Coley used to say, Everyone loves Choc.  <\/p>\n<p>    Defensive end Joe Jackson     Not that theres anything wrong with Joe Jack or Joedy, a    couple real-life monikers he goes by, but Im tempted to call    the 6-5, 250-pound sophomore Gladiator    after hearing Thomas use that word to describe his physique    last year. We need more mighty nicknames. (We need more good    sports nicknames of any kind,     as some have argued.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Defensive end Demetrius    Jackson  Another name-generated one:    D-Jack. Id like to see The Deacon catch on, as a reference    to his involvement in his church (and a nod to one of the        meanest D-ends of all time).  <\/p>\n<p>    Could go the same route with freshman running back    Robert Burns: The    Preacher.  <\/p>\n<p>    Miamis last staff called defensive endTrent    HarrisToolbox,    and the new coaches saw no reason to change that. Rightfully    so. Ideal name for a trustworthy guy with a lot of skills.  <\/p>\n<p>    Wide receiver Braxton Berrios  Hnynut    Berrios, a perfect play on his name. Here we are using the    preferred    online spelling. Creative. A Canes Internet 2014 classic,    like Trinidad    Brad.  <\/p>\n<p>    Cornerback Michael Jackson     Thriller.     Easy, but hey. No mere mortal    can resist.  <\/p>\n<p>    Freshman linebackerBradley Jennings    Jr.s pops earned the nickname Monster    at Florida State for his bone-crunching hits. Why not continue    the legacy? See if you can earn it.  <\/p>\n<p>    Defensive endJonathan Garvins nickname    is Neo, which is a family name.  <\/p>\n<p>    A group of name-based ones already in use:  <\/p>\n<p>    Linebacker Darrion Owens instantly    becameD.O. when he stepped on campus.  <\/p>\n<p>    Wide receiver Ahmmon Richards has A.R. as    his Twitter handle. UM would like him to one day be known as    All-American sophomore wide receiver Ahmmon Richards.  <\/p>\n<p>    Defensive tackle Gerald Willis is Gee.  <\/p>\n<p>    Friends call safety Robert Knowles Ra-Ra.  <\/p>\n<p>    LinebackerTerry McCrayis T-Mac,    or if he isnt, should be.  <\/p>\n<p>    Offensive linemanKai-Leon    Herbertshortens his social media handles to K.    Herb.  <\/p>\n<p>    I wonder if anyone has ever called offensive    linemanZach DykstraLenny.    I doubt they are related.  <\/p>\n<p>    Patch, obviously, is defensive endScott    Patchan.  <\/p>\n<p>    KickerMichael Badgleyis Badge,    though a former UM head coach called him Jersey Mike.  <\/p>\n<p>    LinebackerJamie Gordinier would be    Gordo in most locker rooms.  <\/p>\n<p>    Freshman punterJeff Feagleswill be    Feags, Im sure, and tight endBrian    Polendeycan be Poe.  <\/p>\n<p>    PunterJack Spicer is Spice, unless you    want to make a reference to a beleaguered White House Press    Secretary.  <\/p>\n<p>    No reason we shouldnt refer to quarterbackEvan    Shirreffsas simply, The Sheriff no matter what    type of gunslinging he does.  <\/p>\n<p>      Malik Rosier (right) could honor Russell Wilson with his      nickname, and perhaps, his playing style. (AP\/Miami Herald      photos)    <\/p>\n<p>    QuarterbackMalik Rosierused to put    Russell Jr. as his Twitter handle, as a nod to fellow mobile    quarterback and semi-lookalike Russell Wilson. Unless he wants    to move on from that, Im fine with it. If he wins the starting    job and performs well, even better.  <\/p>\n<p>    Do not callquarterbackVincent    TestaverdeVinnys Kid, unless you want to    sound old. He goes by Young Vinn.  <\/p>\n<p>    Based on theknee    injurieshe overcame and underdog status in the    quarterback race, maybeCade    Weldoncould be The Comeback Kid.  <\/p>\n<p>    Quarterback NKosi Perry goes by Kosi,    though if he wins the starting job, fans will no doubt anoint    him something     Messiah-like.  <\/p>\n<p>    Another potential freshman standout, offensive lineman    Navaughn Donaldson (6-6, 350), is    appropriately called Big Vaughn, though better nicknames    could be coming.  <\/p>\n<p>    Wide receiverDeeJay 13K    Dallaspicked up a good one on the    recruiting trail: The    Ambassador.  <\/p>\n<p>    CornerbackRyan Mayesgoes by    Rico. That works.  <\/p>\n<p>    LinebackerCharles Perrycould throw    it back to the PBGametime days and call himself King    Perry. Its that, or C.P. Similarly,    safetyAmari Carteris A.C.  <\/p>\n<p>    ReceiverDayall Harrishas King    Dayall on his Twitter, though I    wondered if anyone called him Big Country when I first heard    his deep-in-the-heart-of-Mississippi speaking accent.  <\/p>\n<p>    Waynmon Steeds name is so unique I dont want    to touch it, but his Twitter handle  They Envy Wayne  is    even better. Got a little He Hate Me    flavor to it. A winner all around.  <\/p>\n<p>    Im stuck on nicknames for new additions Mike    Harley(something about his size and speed, for    sure. I might borrow from a hockey legend and go Pocket    Rocket.). Jhavonte Dean (Jah or Tae seem    right),Derrick Smith(big, imposing    safety. We clearly need something better than Smitty here).    Anyone got anything for reserve    cornerbackTerrance Henley?  <\/p>\n<p>    Struggling with offensive linemen, too. Like Kc    McDermott(Ive never heard anyone call him Big    Mac),Hayden Mahoney (of Irish descent,    for what its worth), Corey Gaynor (Bad    Intentions, based on what     his high school coach says he harbors for opponents),    Nick Linder (Canes media called him Baby    Linder for a time, since his brother had just left the    program), Trevor Darling, Tyler Gauthier, Zalontae    Hillery, Tre Johnson, Jahair Jones, Tyree St. Louis    andBar Milo(The Hebrew Hammer    has been done, and really only works if hes a linebacker or    safety).  <\/p>\n<p>    Im also unsure ofChris Herndon. Hes an    excellent tight end. Very versatile player. Ive called him    Miamis Swiss Army knife, but that doesnt sing. Suggestions    welcome.  <\/p>\n<p>    If freshman linebacker DeAndre    Wilderwears No. 11 at UM, as he did on his    official visit, Sticks is a possibility. His Twitter handle    includes the nickname EyeCandy in it, which is in itself very    good.  <\/p>\n<p>    Cornerback Trajan Bandy     Trajan Bandy is already a great name, and Im good with just    Bandy on the back. Tra Bands if you need to have a    nickname, I guess.  <\/p>\n<p>    Same deal with safetyRomeo Finley.    Romeo is good. His numbers 30, so Im offering Rom30 free    of charge.  <\/p>\n<p>    Cornerback Sheldrick Redwine     Why mess with Redwine on the back of a jersey? Its so    good. We could go Red, which is what people call him, but    cmon. Redwine.  <\/p>\n<p>      Who could blame Mark Walton if he wanted to get a little      braggadocious? (Post photo, Post illustration)    <\/p>\n<p>    Im taking suggestions for running back Mark    Walton, a player with a supremely important role on    the team. The Franchise? The Chosen 1?  <\/p>\n<p>    Linebacker Michael Pinckney, a player with a    loquacious personality, deserves more than just Pink. Same    with linebacker Shaquille Shaq    Quarterman. Open to suggestions for both. The    screen names are 56 Nightmares and OG Boobie Shaq,    respectively. Maybe we can mine something from that.  <\/p>\n<p>    Dread-headed linebacker Mike Smithhas    been on social media as Rasta Mike, and that works just fine.  <\/p>\n<p>    We know this about freshman defensive tackleJon    Ford:He is built like a truck (6-5, 275), and    you can probably call him Ford Tough. Ideally, he would make    quality    (play) his job one, and he would not need to be     fixed or repaired (at all, much less) daily.  <\/p>\n<p>    Now that defensive end Al-Quadin Muhammad is in the NFL, safety    Jaquan Johnson is the only Quan on the team,    though his social handle includes the phrase Authentic Made.    It is important to be authentic made, a wise man once said.  <\/p>\n<p>    Same AQM deal with running backTravis    Homer, who goes by Chief. The former Chief of Coral    Gables,David Njoku, likely approves, since that was one    of his handles.  <\/p>\n<p>    Cornerback Malek Young uses Humble Child on    social media, and theres nothing wrong with being humble.    Throw a comma in there, and you have a cocky directive to    opposing receivers.  <\/p>\n<p>    Defensive end R.J. McIntosh uses Big 80, and    thatd look great as a nameplate-number combo. No issue there.  <\/p>\n<p>    Im going to put in a recommendation kickerDiego    Marquezdye his blue streak    of hair red, so he can be Rufio.  <\/p>\n<p>    I very much like wide receiver Lawrence    Cagers handle, for a 6-5, 215-pound wideout who can    dance: Smooth. Also fine: Cage. UM hopes youll have to    learn one of them or yet another by seasons end.  <\/p>\n<p>    Another big wideout,Evidence Njoku, can    be E83, if you dont want to make a play on his first name or    famous brother. Big Easy also works. Taken from basketball,    like some of Njokus pass-catching ability.  <\/p>\n<p>    Not to sound harsh, but Im not sure what to do with    wideoutsDionte    MullinsorDarrell    Langham,or defensive tackles Pat    BethelorAnthony Moten.    But let me introduce you todefensive    tackleTyreicThe    FreakMartin,which is a nickname    lazily borrowed from the last Tyriq (McCord) at UM. Were    wrapping this up soon.  <\/p>\n<p>    Wide receiver Jeff Thomas    might win the day with what his Twitter handle gives us. A    nameplate with There Goes over the number 4. That is    outstanding. One of the fastest players on the team, and when    he blows by you, all you can say is   <\/p>\n<p>    Tight end Michael Irvin    IIsscreen name, for reasons I dont    know, is Yung Tut. This is already awesome, and should not be    messed with. Dont try to force a Playmaker II in there. Yung    Tut it is.  <\/p>\n<p>    Offensive tackle George Brown    Jr. uses MADDAWG_70 or just MADDAWG, but Im    sorry, Im not really feeling it. Lets try this. Hes from    Cincinnati. Skyline has an imposing connotation for a guy    whos 6-7, 300  just hope he doesnt disappoint like    Cincinnati chili (or    the 2015 Canes in Cincinnati. Too soon?)  <\/p>\n<p>    Cornerback Dee Delaney  A    winning user handle: DeeThatGuy. I would want someone on my    team willing to be That Guy.  <\/p>\n<p>    Defensive end D.J. Johnson  The    Predator. 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