{"id":219966,"date":"2017-06-16T03:13:14","date_gmt":"2017-06-16T07:13:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/honey-glazed-hedonistic-and-hyper-real-cherwell-online.php"},"modified":"2017-06-16T03:13:14","modified_gmt":"2017-06-16T07:13:14","slug":"honey-glazed-hedonistic-and-hyper-real-cherwell-online","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/hedonism\/honey-glazed-hedonistic-and-hyper-real-cherwell-online.php","title":{"rendered":"Honey-glazed, hedonistic, and hyper-real &#8211; Cherwell Online"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    In the summer of 2013, I hadnt yet been kissed or gotten    drunk, I could count the friends I had on one hand with several    fingers to spare, and I spent most of my time visiting my    beloved grandpa in hospital. But whilst my reality was filled    with NHS wards, tea from paper cups and religiously completed    Times crossword puzzles, my imaginary life was lines of coke    off a dashboard, sitting in the lap of a sugar daddy,    Californian sunsets, gambling and sweeps of silky straight    hair. I had discovered Lana Del Rey, and she was giving me the    gift that she continues to reliably provide: the summer you    would have, were your moral standards and instinct for    self-preservation several notches lower, if you had never heard    of feminism and if, crucially, her brand of honey-glazed    hedonism could actually exist as a reality.  <\/p>\n<p>    Sceptics will say that Lana Del Rey produces the same album    every two years, and fans agree, yet continue to glug it down    like the Diet Mountain Dew she immortalises in Born To Die: it    may not be nourishing or good for you, but its teeth-rotting    sweetness cannot be resisted. She cherry-picks motifs from hip    hop and rock, siphoning off the best of superficial cool from    both genres to feed her persona. Breathy, slow vocals, building    over rich soundscapes, sing of manicured degeneracy where Rey    again and again stars as the wronged heroine, devoted only to    her bad-boy lover and the wild American road. She presents the    18-rated version of a Disney story, as she plays the role of    the adored princess. Although she has candy necklaces sticking    to the skin instead of a tiara, and her Prince Charming arrives    on a motorbike rather than a white horse, the fantasy of    feminine passivity lives on. If I get a little prettier can I    be your baby?; I can be your china doll if you want to see me    fall; Im your jazz singer and youre my cult leader:    Beyonces Flawless is certainly not playing on Reys speakers    on the beach, as she instead decides to hark back to an age    where womens liberation was as far off as heathaze over the    sea, and similarly impalpable.  <\/p>\n<p>      Related Preview: Accidental Death of an Anarchist    <\/p>\n<p>    However, even as a seasoned, strident Angry Feminist, I cannot    drag myself away from her mythic world, where submission is    glamour and pain is beauty. In the long, indulgent, spoken-word    piece of the Ride video, Rey proclaims I believe in the    country America used to be. As problematic and rage-inducing    as this isremember segregation, Lana? Where does that fit into    your rose-tinted view of the past?what she really means is, I    believe in the country America never was. It is a    hand-clapping, I do believe in fairies, I do, I do moment, as    her will to live in this romanticised American dream creates    and keeps alive a version of it in her music.  <\/p>\n<p>    She is the master of creating a fantasy, as vivid settings    spring into life from a few choice words: Glass room, perfume,    cognac, lilac fumes creates the heady casino of Off to the    Races, whilst blue hydrangeas, cold cash divine, cashmere,    cologne and white sunshine conjures a picket-fenced,    Gatsbyesque mansion for Old Money.  <\/p>\n<p>    This talent for visuals comes across in her distinctive    aesthetic. Her fashion is predominately 1960s prom queen, but    with an edge of trailer-park princess. Gucci shoes encrusted    with lacquer cherries will be downplayed by loose cotton    dresses, the leather jackets and band t-shirts may be Chanel    and Yves St Laurent, but whos to know she didnt pick them up    from WalMartthe key is making her low-fi, lazy summer vibe    seem effortless. Instagram videos seem to capture moments when    she is off-guard, singing along to her own music in the car or    simply blinking languidly, listening to Joni Mitchell: the    implication is that she drives to the shops in extravagant old    Hollywood fake eyelashes, and never snaps out of moody,    melancholic nostalgia. On winning the Brit Award for    International Solo Artist in 2013, she used her acceptance    speech to thank her managers and her label for helping her turn    her life into a work of art, and it does seem as if her every    move consolidates the image of herself presented in her songs:    if there are edges to her persona, they are safely out of    public sight.  <\/p>\n<p>      Related Kate is no oil painting    <\/p>\n<p>    In a recent interview for Elle, Rey ominously claimed    that her new album would be more political. That, combined with    a recent Instagram speech about North Korea, suggests that she    might be finally waking from her opiated dreams and dipping a    tentative, kitten-heeled toe into the real world. I cant help    but be suspicious of the prospectas the world rolls to hell in    a handcart, she provides a much needed summer holiday from real    life.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the original post here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cherwell.org\/2017\/06\/15\/honey-glazed-hedonistic-and-hyper-real\/\" title=\"Honey-glazed, hedonistic, and hyper-real - Cherwell Online\">Honey-glazed, hedonistic, and hyper-real - Cherwell Online<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> In the summer of 2013, I hadnt yet been kissed or gotten drunk, I could count the friends I had on one hand with several fingers to spare, and I spent most of my time visiting my beloved grandpa in hospital. But whilst my reality was filled with NHS wards, tea from paper cups and religiously completed Times crossword puzzles, my imaginary life was lines of coke off a dashboard, sitting in the lap of a sugar daddy, Californian sunsets, gambling and sweeps of silky straight hair. I had discovered Lana Del Rey, and she was giving me the gift that she continues to reliably provide: the summer you would have, were your moral standards and instinct for self-preservation several notches lower, if you had never heard of feminism and if, crucially, her brand of honey-glazed hedonism could actually exist as a reality <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/hedonism\/honey-glazed-hedonistic-and-hyper-real-cherwell-online.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[431565],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-219966","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hedonism"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219966"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=219966"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/219966\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=219966"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=219966"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=219966"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}