{"id":213848,"date":"2017-03-07T06:18:54","date_gmt":"2017-03-07T11:18:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/the-walking-dead-reminds-us-that-rick-is-terrible-at-what-he-does-glide-magazine.php"},"modified":"2017-03-07T06:18:54","modified_gmt":"2017-03-07T11:18:54","slug":"the-walking-dead-reminds-us-that-rick-is-terrible-at-what-he-does-glide-magazine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/survivalism\/the-walking-dead-reminds-us-that-rick-is-terrible-at-what-he-does-glide-magazine.php","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;The Walking Dead&#8217; Reminds Us That Rick Is Terrible At What He Does &#8211; Glide Magazine"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>        Say Yes  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    This weeks episode of The Walking Dead once again    reliedon the shows evergreen premise  scavenging for    supplies. The primary focus is Rick (Andrew Lincoln) and    Michonne (Danai Gurira) combing the Georgia countryside for    weapons so they have a chance at taking down The Saviors.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its vaguely reminiscent of the season three episode Clear,    which was the same basic premise, if you add Carl (Chandler    Riggs) and replace The Saviors with Woodbury. The similarity of    these two episodes that seems to bring upthe larger    issue: Rick is a terrible leader.  <\/p>\n<p>    For the shows first five seasons, the groups survival    depended on the plot device that a group of people had to leave    their camp, venture out into the unknown, score some canned    goods and a few rounds of ammo, then make it back without    getting eaten by a horde (or hordes) of zombies. Aside from the    season-and-a-half where the group was occupyingthe    abandoned prison, the closest they got to be semi-sustaining    was when they attempted to raise pigs for slaughter, which    mostly just gave a bunch of people a brain-exploding case of    the flu.  <\/p>\n<p>    That aside, it was the closest Rick and company had come to    rebuilding a community before being led to Alexandria by Aaron    (Ross Marquand). Of course, Ricks assimilation into what was    then an idyllic, suburban normalcy was a rocky one, with his    bearded survivalism at odds with the grossly unprepared and    inexplicably sheltered residents holed up behind a wall.  <\/p>\n<p>    Then, after asudden uptick in death by both zombie bite    and fellow residents, Rick resumed a leadership position, but    one that was still predicated on a hunter\/gatherer mentality.    All of this led up to the groups clash with The Saviors, who    had done far more with their time in the apocalypse than Rick    had ever managed.  <\/p>\n<p>    Sure, their methods may be brutal, constantly threatening    communities with death (or worse) while these smaller    communities dutifully turn over supplies at regular intervals,    the simple act of scheduling was all but a lost art in Ricks    world  unless you countDale (Jeffrey DeMunn) regularly    winding his watch, a conversation that goes all the way back to    a pitifully vulnerable collection of RVs around a campfire.  <\/p>\n<p>    Now, with Rick preparing to go to war with The Saviors, he and    Michonne once again raid the countryside for any available    weapons,part of their agreement with the membersof    Rhythm Nation to join their fight.  <\/p>\n<p>    After gleefully grinning their way from one piecemeal    acquisition to the next, they run across the apocalypse    jackpot: an abandoned amusement park, complete with several    undead, but still well-armed, members of the military. While    this entire sequence was (I assume) meant to showcase the    effortless zombie-killing proficiency of the Richonne the    power-couple, it quickly turned into a slapstick-laden fiasco,    capped off with the worst CGI deer imaginable.  <\/p>\n<p>    Seriously, that fucking deer only existed for a momentary    fake-out of Ricks death after he fell from his his vantage    point on a Ferris wheel. A fake-out where Michonne sees a horde    gathered around, tearing away at newly killed flesh,    withthe thought of her newfound love rendering her    completely helpless to the point she dropped her sword.  <\/p>\n<p>    Of course, Rick was fine. Everyone watching knew Rick was fine    (although I cant begin to explain how much I wouldve    lovedhim dyingin such anunceremonious    matter), and he leapt out of his hiding place in just enough    time to valiantly toss Michonne her sword so the two can finish    up the episodes requisite zombie-killing quota.  <\/p>\n<p>    The scene, just like the episode that surrounded it, was little    more than tensionless filler, culminating with his return to    the junkyard to further negotiate the terms of the alliance    with Rhythm Nation throughtheir leaders use of modified    baby-talk (just why?)  <\/p>\n<p>    It isnt until the shows final moments that has Rosita    (Christian Serratos), still spouting off her bad attitude to    anyone wholl listen  including a scene with Father Gabriel    (Seth Gilliam) that made no sense whatsoever  who takes off to    the Hilltop.  <\/p>\n<p>    Looking past the fact that every community seems to be a    40-minute walk from the other, Rosita recruits Sasha (Sonequa    Martin) for their one-way ticket mission to take out Negan    (Jeffrey Dean Morgan).Hopefully they know better than to    just try it with one fucking bullet this time. Though given    these characters, thats in no way a guarantee.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the original post here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https:\/\/glidemagazine.com\/180876\/walking-dead-reminds-us-rick-terrible\/\" title=\"'The Walking Dead' Reminds Us That Rick Is Terrible At What He Does - Glide Magazine\">'The Walking Dead' Reminds Us That Rick Is Terrible At What He Does - Glide Magazine<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Say Yes This weeks episode of The Walking Dead once again reliedon the shows evergreen premise scavenging for supplies.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/survivalism\/the-walking-dead-reminds-us-that-rick-is-terrible-at-what-he-does-glide-magazine.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[431569],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-213848","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-survivalism"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213848"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=213848"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/213848\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=213848"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=213848"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=213848"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}