{"id":206921,"date":"2017-02-10T21:33:34","date_gmt":"2017-02-11T02:33:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/tea-two-slices-on-giant-snow-penises-and-christy-clarks-shudder-worthy-interview-scout-magazine-blog.php"},"modified":"2017-02-10T21:33:34","modified_gmt":"2017-02-11T02:33:34","slug":"tea-two-slices-on-giant-snow-penises-and-christy-clarks-shudder-worthy-interview-scout-magazine-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/resource-based-economy\/tea-two-slices-on-giant-snow-penises-and-christy-clarks-shudder-worthy-interview-scout-magazine-blog.php","title":{"rendered":"TEA &amp; TWO SLICES | On Giant Snow Penises And Christy Clark&#8217;s Shudder-Worthy Interview &#8211; Scout Magazine (blog)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    by Sean Orr | So    Christy Clark somehow thought it would be a good idea to go on    Facebook Live. The results were as    disastrous\/totally benign as you might think.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch for yourself as a sea of angry emojis engulfs the premier    while she doubles-down on her populist rhetoric in an exercise    of pure agitprop. Watch as Vaughn Palmer lobs handpicked    softballs from BC Liberal digital influencers.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch as she says I think we are implementing those    recommendations regarding the recent report on the death of Alex Gervais while    rejecting the idea of replacing herembattled B.C. childrens minister.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch as she says we are armed and ready to fight Trump on    softwood while weve lost 30,000 forest jobs in this province    since the B.C. Liberals took power due to a record number of    raw log exports.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch as she says that Debt Free BC means we have the    intention of getting there. Watch as she admits that job    creation in Alberta had stalled because it hitched its entire    economy to a single resource, and then  just seconds later     doubles down on LNG. Watch as she says LNG is clean.    Again.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch as she actually thinks that British Columbians calmed    down their fiery rhetoric to the Kinder Morgan pipeline just    because it was Justin Trudeau who approved it. As though    thousands of people didnt take to the streets.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch as she admits that there are two British Columbias, one    that is falling behind because of their resource-based    economies.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch her saywith a straight face that BC in fact    does have a poverty reduction plan: Its called a jobs    plan. Oh great, tell that to the disabled. Tell that to the    mentally ill. Tell that to the addicted.  <\/p>\n<p>    Take a drink every time she mentions jobs, as though shes    never heard of precarious labour and ignoring the fact that    were losing full-time jobs everywhereexcept in Vancouver and Victoria. People    want to work! Yeah, just maybe not at the 24 Hour Tim Hortons    on Abbott and Pender.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch as she intermingles the political and the personal with    ease! (Dont talk about my son, Hamish. My Dad was an    alcoholic). The problem with mental health issues is not    just that people dont talk about them, its that governments    do nothing about them until an election comes around.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch as she says that her stipend had suddenly become an    issue and that she could do without the money as though it    wasnt in The New York Times.  <\/p>\n<p>    Watch as she says the NDP has said this is going to be the    ugliest and dirtiest campaign weve ever seen when it was    actually Liberal cabinet minister Bill Bennett who said that. Watch as she    doubles down on the claim that her website was hacked despite    the fact Mike Smyth found it in plain sight. As    Palmer says (as he found his spine), perhaps it was Putin.  <\/p>\n<p>    But what didnt Palmer ask about? He didnt ask about    raising the rates. Didnt ask about the current lawsuit by    First Nations against the government regarding Kinder Morgan.    He didnt ask about the conflict of interest with the conflict of    interest commissioner, probably because hes already defended him.  <\/p>\n<p>    He didnt ask about the BCTF lawsuit. He didnt ask about the    health care firings. He didnt ask about    MSP premiums. He didnt ask about getting big money out of politics.  <\/p>\n<p>    He didnt ask about the 25,502 unoccupied homes in Vancouver, more than    double City Halls estimate.  <\/p>\n<p>    Meanwhile, Patients in hallways as hospital space reserved    for Kate Winslet movie. The movie is called The Mountain    Between Us. Sort of like the mountain between us and the    bureaucracy that thinks this was a good idea.  <\/p>\n<p>    Some good news: Missing Canadian found undocumented in Brazil    after years. When asked if he had found what he was looking    for during his many years of wandering, Pilipa simply replied,    Im still looking.  <\/p>\n<p>    Introducing a new game called Vancouver snow bingo. Spaces    include: someone saying the city just shuts down; someone    with an umbrella; that one guy wearing shorts; someone from    Alberta saying it isnt a big deal; someone from    Ontariosaying they moved here to get away from this    shit; a Dodge Caravan just spinning its wheels; someone    complaining about bike lanes being ploughed;some one    the Skytrain saying its not the snow that I hate, its the    slush; someone calling it a snowpocalypse;and  of course     someone making an AirBnB out of a snow fort.  <\/p>\n<p>    Other possibilities: Someone saying only in Canada: Only in Canada: Central Saanich man uses    Zamboni to clear streets of snow, police say.  <\/p>\n<p>    Exhibit B: Hapless Abbotsford burglars getaway van gets    stuck in snow, asks for help from homeowner he ripped off.  <\/p>\n<p>    Tweet of the day:  <\/p>\n<p>    Bonus: VIDEO: Body Break TV stars are back, results    are bloody brilliant.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the rest here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/scoutmagazine.ca\/2017\/02\/10\/tea-two-slices-on-giant-snow-penises-and-christy-clarks-shudder-worthy-interview\/\" title=\"TEA &amp; TWO SLICES | On Giant Snow Penises And Christy Clark's Shudder-Worthy Interview - Scout Magazine (blog)\">TEA &amp; TWO SLICES | On Giant Snow Penises And Christy Clark's Shudder-Worthy Interview - Scout Magazine (blog)<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> by Sean Orr | So Christy Clark somehow thought it would be a good idea to go on Facebook Live. The results were as disastrous\/totally benign as you might think.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/resource-based-economy\/tea-two-slices-on-giant-snow-penises-and-christy-clarks-shudder-worthy-interview-scout-magazine-blog.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[431583],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-206921","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-resource-based-economy"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206921"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=206921"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/206921\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=206921"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=206921"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=206921"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}