{"id":2017,"date":"2009-12-14T18:40:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T18:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/fusion-finger-tongs-are-great-for-making-bacon-and-shadow-puppets-cooking\/"},"modified":"2009-12-14T18:40:00","modified_gmt":"2009-12-14T18:40:00","slug":"fusion-finger-tongs-are-great-for-making-bacon-and-shadow-puppets-cooking","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/fusion-finger-tongs-are-great-for-making-bacon-and-shadow-puppets-cooking.php","title":{"rendered":"Fusion Finger Tongs are Great For Making Bacon and Shadow Puppets [Cooking]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"lytebox\" href=\"http:\/\/cache.gawker.com\/assets\/images\/4\/2009\/12\/fusion_finger_tongs.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/c4a9b_500x_fusion_finger_tongs.jpg\" class=\"left image500\" width=\"500\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a>Now you can nimbly pick up bacon in the pan while protecting yourself against grease burns with these Fusion Silicon <a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #fingertongs\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/fingertongs\/\">Finger Tongs<\/a>. Also works great for Brachiosaurus and Loch Ness Monster finger puppets. It's breakfast <em>and<\/em> a show. 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Also works great for Brachiosaurus and Loch Ness Monster finger puppets. It's breakfast and a show. 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