I have loved a lot of Craigslist ads in my time, but I truly love this one the most. It sounds like a plot ripped from The Avengers or Fantastic Four, crossed with VC-funded biotech startup madness. <\/p>\n
Heres what the ad says: <\/p>\n
I am a billionaire who needs help creating a mouth wash.solution.gum with CRISPR-Cas9 containing viruses that will change specific genetic loci in my cheek epithelial cells to prevent a positive match against DNA found at the scene of a crime (my DNA was planted by a Doctor who is Doomed). <\/p>\n
Skills Required <\/p>\n
*CRISPR-Cas9 engineering of mammalian epithelial cells <\/p>\n
*Experience in DNA forensics <\/p>\n
*Experience with Robotics <\/p>\n
*Between 59 and 60 in height and medium build in case I need you to wear a custom built suit <\/p>\n
*Must code in Python, Haha, joking, we will write everything in C and Assembly <\/p>\n
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