{"id":175892,"date":"2015-01-20T22:44:16","date_gmt":"2015-01-21T03:44:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/beware-philly-humans-ppd-has-hired-cyborg-to-enforce-nosavesies.php"},"modified":"2015-01-20T22:44:16","modified_gmt":"2015-01-21T03:44:16","slug":"beware-philly-humans-ppd-has-hired-cyborg-to-enforce-nosavesies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/cyborg\/beware-philly-humans-ppd-has-hired-cyborg-to-enforce-nosavesies.php","title":{"rendered":"Beware Philly humans, PPD has hired cyborg to enforce #NoSavesies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>      He looks like a space cyborg who should be single-handedly      destroying planets in distant galaxies.    <\/p>\n<p>      Instead, apparently, he's taking on pro bono work for the      Philadelphia Police Department to strike against city      residents who reserve shoveled-out parking spots with cones      and lawn chairs.    <\/p>\n<p>      Last year, the police department began a social media      campaign using the hashtag #NoSavesies to discourage the      long-held  some might call it, tradition  practice of      saving parking spots after snowstorms with household objects      or cones.    <\/p>\n<p>      Police pointed out that no current city regulation gives      residents ownership over a parking spot on any of      Philadelphia's often car-crowded streets  even if a person      shovels snow out of a spot after a storm and then takes their      car for a ride.    <\/p>\n<p>    On Tuesday, the police department posted to Facebook an image    of a half-man, half-machine superhero from a 1991 video game    with the words, \"ALL YOUR CONES AND LAWN CHAIRS ARE BELONG TO    US.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    In a statement with the Facebook post, the police said, \"Well    Philly, we're probably getting some snow tomorrow afternoon.    Please remember: shoveling out a parking spot on a public    street doesn't give you ownership. Keep your cones and lawn    chairs in the garage - not in the street. If you see someone    saving a public spot, call 911 and let the Police handle it.    Believe in your neighbors, sharing, and uh, Great Justice.    Don't forget: #NoSavesies.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    The image and grammatically incorrect title comes from the    opening animation of a video game of Japanese origin called    \"Zero Wing.\"  <\/p>\n<p>    Much of the wording in the American version had poorly    constructed English translations of the original Japanese text.    The character known as \"CATS\" said in the game's opening    sequence: \"ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US.\"  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Go here to read the rest:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.philly.com\/philly\/news\/Beware_Philly_humans_PPD_has_hired_cyborg_to_enforce_NoSavies.html\/RK=0\/RS=qwMDAliiTBQPeHw9SwdrClLUlq0-\" title=\"Beware Philly humans, PPD has hired cyborg to enforce #NoSavesies\">Beware Philly humans, PPD has hired cyborg to enforce #NoSavesies<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> He looks like a space cyborg who should be single-handedly destroying planets in distant galaxies.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/cyborg\/beware-philly-humans-ppd-has-hired-cyborg-to-enforce-nosavesies.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-175892","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cyborg"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175892"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=175892"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/175892\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=175892"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=175892"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=175892"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}