{"id":173104,"date":"2015-01-10T04:43:14","date_gmt":"2015-01-10T09:43:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/rogue-legacy-coming-to-xbox-one.php"},"modified":"2015-01-10T04:43:14","modified_gmt":"2015-01-10T09:43:14","slug":"rogue-legacy-coming-to-xbox-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/eugenics\/rogue-legacy-coming-to-xbox-one.php","title":{"rendered":"Rogue Legacy coming to Xbox One"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Rogue Legacy! The game that teaches you that colour blindness    and ADHD are valuable traits to have! The game that makes you    want your children to have genetic mutations! IT'S COMING!  <\/p>\n<p>    So now YOU can play the game that everyone's calling \"Rogue    Legacy\" - because it's been confirmed on Xbox One!  <\/p>\n<p>    ...Just to clarify, it's been confirmed     via Twitter, where the developers, Cellar Door games,    responded to a tweet bemoaning the lack of Rogue Legacy on Xbox    One with:  <\/p>\n<p>      \"It's coming.\"    <\/p>\n<p>    We definitely can't have misunderstood that, right? It's    coming? To Xbox One? The game, Rogue Legacy, is coming to the    console, Xbox One? Yes? Good. Continue the party.  <\/p>\n<p>    YAAAAAAAAAY  <\/p>\n<p>    So, for the uninitiated, Rogue Legacy is a rugged platformer    with a flashy roguelike cape. Most interestingly, though, it    features this strange line of messed-up gamey eugenics, where    your progeny will take over the quest once your character dies.    Various abilities - though, in the game, they're more like    deficiencies you can use to your benefit - will help you    progress in certain ways. Quickly, the game will devolve into    you choosing your favourite child based on how much of a mutant    they are.  <\/p>\n<p>    Gigantism, as it sounds, makes your character twice as big, but    dwarfism means you can fit into small gaps - easier for    collecting treasure. Colour blindness puts the game into black    and white. ADHD makes your character move faster. Having 'two    left hands' will make your character fire spells backwards. Or,    your character can be gay - which makes no difference at all to    your abilities. Cooool.  <\/p>\n<p>    Each time you die, your skill tree is passed down to the child    who will carry on your legacy - along with all your tasty,    hard-earned gold. There's not even any inheritance tax! That    gold can be used to buy upgrades, making each successive    generation cooler and more powerful than the last. Just like    real life!  <\/p>\n<p>    There's no release date yet - chill your beans, guys, it's only    just been confirmed - but it's definitely coming. Get your baby    makin' trousers on.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read the original here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.totalxbox.com\/82728\/rogue-legacy-coming-to-xbox-one\/?cid=OTC-RSS&attr=OXM-General-RSS\/RK=0\/RS=S0YkeDrri5m59hl20OlM1Xh2S7Y-\" title=\"Rogue Legacy coming to Xbox One\">Rogue Legacy coming to Xbox One<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Rogue Legacy! The game that teaches you that colour blindness and ADHD are valuable traits to have! The game that makes you want your children to have genetic mutations! IT'S COMING! So now YOU can play the game that everyone's calling \"Rogue Legacy\" - because it's been confirmed on Xbox One! ...Just to clarify, it's been confirmed via Twitter, where the developers, Cellar Door games, responded to a tweet bemoaning the lack of Rogue Legacy on Xbox One with: \"It's coming.\" We definitely can't have misunderstood that, right? It's coming? 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