{"id":16059,"date":"2010-04-27T08:10:15","date_gmt":"2010-04-27T08:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/i-would-qualify-this-as-a-launch-problem-and-a-design-problem-bad-astronomy\/"},"modified":"2010-04-27T08:10:15","modified_gmt":"2010-04-27T08:10:15","slug":"i-would-qualify-this-as-a-launch-problem-and-a-design-problem-bad-astronomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/astronomy\/i-would-qualify-this-as-a-launch-problem-and-a-design-problem-bad-astronomy.php","title":{"rendered":"I would qualify this as a launch problem and a design problem | Bad Astronomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Hollywood, <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.empireonline.com\/news\/feed.asp?NID=27522\">why are you evaporating my youth from a solid directly to a gas<\/a>?<\/p><p>Stop it. OK? It&rsquo;s a moral imperative.<\/p><p><em>Tip o&rsquo; the green jello to <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/Swoopy\/status\/11752275693\">Swoopy<\/a>. Mmmmm, Swoopy&trade;.<\/em><\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/TrDBdlsL6J8SAyGFT_75a9LIayQ\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/faab6_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/TrDBdlsL6J8SAyGFT_75a9LIayQ\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/faab6_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/p><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/faab6_yFqjHJDX4mM\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/faab6_pAjMAg2P5zc\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Hollywood, why are you evaporating my youth from a solid directly to a gas?Stop it. OK? It&rsquo;s a moral imperative.Tip o&rsquo; the green jello to Swoopy. Mmmmm, Swoopy&trade;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-16059","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-astronomy"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16059"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=16059"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/16059\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=16059"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=16059"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=16059"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}