{"id":15597,"date":"2010-04-23T02:20:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-23T02:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/how-to-name-a-volcano-humor\/"},"modified":"2010-04-23T02:20:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-23T02:20:00","slug":"how-to-name-a-volcano-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/how-to-name-a-volcano-humor.php","title":{"rendered":"How to Name a Volcano [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"&gt;<a title=\"Click here to read How to Name a Volcano\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/humor\/\"><span>#<\/span><span>humor<\/span><\/a>&lt;\/div --><div><a title=\"Click here to read How to Name a Volcano\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5522387\/how-to-name-a-volcano\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" alt=\"Click here to read How to Name a Volcano\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/d7f16_160x120_volcaname.jpg\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div><\/div><p>\t\t\t\t<i>It's not easy to come up with a volcano name that forces people to sound like they've got something jammed down their throats, but someone's gotta do it. 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