{"id":154550,"date":"2014-10-29T06:49:56","date_gmt":"2014-10-29T10:49:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/erica-erwin-medicine-makes-for-angry-cat-exasperated-owner.php"},"modified":"2014-10-29T06:49:56","modified_gmt":"2014-10-29T10:49:56","slug":"erica-erwin-medicine-makes-for-angry-cat-exasperated-owner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/medicine\/erica-erwin-medicine-makes-for-angry-cat-exasperated-owner.php","title":{"rendered":"Erica Erwin: Medicine makes for angry cat, exasperated owner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    I love Sammy, but Sammy does not love me.  <\/p>\n<p>    This might be because he's a cat, generally disdainful and    aloof except, magically, at breakfast and dinner times, when    he's apt to appear between my legs or under my feet at a    moment's notice (whether to get my attention or to make me trip    down the stairs is unclear).  <\/p>\n<p>    It might be because it's Gerry, not me, who buckles under the    constant mewing to fill his food bowl.  <\/p>\n<p>    Lately, it's probably because I'm squirting medicine down his    ears.  <\/p>\n<p>    Our last trip to the vet -- itself an exercise in acrobatics    and willpower on everybody's part -- was met with two pieces of    bad news: Sammy might need to have several teeth extracted, a    condition brought on by his advancing age -- 12, or 62 in    crotchety cat years. And he has an ear infection.  <\/p>\n<p>    The impending tooth extraction is ultimately more concerning,    but it's the ear infection that had me groaning. Infection    means antibiotics, and antibiotics mean cat wrangling, and cat    wrangling means frustration. And Band-Aids.  <\/p>\n<p>    So far, the process has been everything I suspected it would be    and more.  <\/p>\n<p>    Step 1: Fill two droppers with medicine, ready for a quick and    (hopefully) painless (for me) administration into each ear.  <\/p>\n<p>    Step 2: Find cat, likely hiding behind or under or on top of    something just out of reach in an attempt to evade the medicine    that will improve his health.  <\/p>\n<p>    Step 3: Chase and catch cat, trying not to injure self in    process. Ignore glare from cat.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Link: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.goerie.com\/erica-erwin-medicine-makes-for-angry-cat-exasperated-owner\/RK=0\/RS=ei9h01JOpxgOHMHM8eUQ95mCgyw-\" title=\"Erica Erwin: Medicine makes for angry cat, exasperated owner\">Erica Erwin: Medicine makes for angry cat, exasperated owner<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> I love Sammy, but Sammy does not love me. This might be because he's a cat, generally disdainful and aloof except, magically, at breakfast and dinner times, when he's apt to appear between my legs or under my feet at a moment's notice (whether to get my attention or to make me trip down the stairs is unclear). 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