{"id":14630,"date":"2010-04-12T18:40:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-12T18:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/thank-god-xbox-achievements-arent-in-real-life-humor\/"},"modified":"2010-04-12T18:40:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-12T18:40:00","slug":"thank-god-xbox-achievements-arent-in-real-life-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/thank-god-xbox-achievements-arent-in-real-life-humor.php","title":{"rendered":"Thank God Xbox Achievements Aren&#8217;t In Real Life [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"&gt;<a title=\"Click here to read Thank God Xbox Achievements Aren't In Real Life\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/humor\/\"><span>#<\/span><span>humor<\/span><\/a>&lt;\/div --><div><a title=\"Click here to read Thank God Xbox Achievements Aren't In Real Life\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5515200\/thank-god-xbox-achievements-arent-in-real-life\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" alt=\"Click here to read Thank God Xbox Achievements Aren't In Real Life\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/324e5_160x120_screen_shot_2010-04-12_at_12.35.01_pm.jpg\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div><\/div><p>\t\t\t\tMuch like your <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5511258\/your-videogame-driving-skills-dont-apply-in-real-life\">video game driving skills<\/a> are a real-life liability, here's how your ceaseless quest for <em><a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #callofduty\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/callofduty\/\">Call of Duty<\/a><\/em>-like achievements might go over in an actual war. Spoiler: poorly! Unless, of course, you nail The Trifecta.\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5515200\/thank-god-xbox-achievements-arent-in-real-life\" title=\"Click here to read more about Thank God Xbox Achievements Aren't In Real Life [Humor]\">More&nbsp;&raquo;<\/a><\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=082cbe943fcb6279cef74644d5351269&amp;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/324e5_img.phdo?s=082cbe943fcb6279cef74644d5351269&amp;p=1\"><\/a><br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/324e5_seg?add=24595&amp;t=2\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=l9N5S7VxC3o:Rf2_M9V13-4:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/324e5_full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=l9N5S7VxC3o:Rf2_M9V13-4:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/324e5_full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=l9N5S7VxC3o:Rf2_M9V13-4:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/324e5_full?i=l9N5S7VxC3o:Rf2_M9V13-4:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=l9N5S7VxC3o:Rf2_M9V13-4:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/324e5_full?i=l9N5S7VxC3o:Rf2_M9V13-4:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/324e5_l9N5S7VxC3o\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Much like your video game driving skills are a real-life liability, here's how your ceaseless quest for Call of Duty-like achievements might go over in an actual war. Spoiler: poorly! Unless, of course, you nail The Trifecta. 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