{"id":14264,"date":"2010-04-09T08:09:10","date_gmt":"2010-04-09T08:09:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/spoiler-you-are-the-%e2%80%9cvalids%e2%80%9d\/"},"modified":"2010-04-09T08:09:10","modified_gmt":"2010-04-09T08:09:10","slug":"spoiler-you-are-the-%e2%80%9cvalids%e2%80%9d","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/human-genetics\/spoiler-you-are-the-%e2%80%9cvalids%e2%80%9d.php","title":{"rendered":"Spoiler: You ARE the \u201cValids\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/industry.bnet.com\/healthcare\/10001820\/want-a-perfect-baby-counsyl-says-just-spit\/?tag=content;col1\">Rachel Lehmann-Haupt writes about Counsyl<\/a>:<\/p><blockquote><p>Even with the creepy&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt0119177\/plotsummary\">Gattaca<\/a> undertones, Counsyl&rsquo;s technology could potentially save lives and health care dollars as a kind of preventative medicine. But the accuracy of the new technology is still in question, and it&rsquo;s unclear if the masses really want to know these answers to such questions &mdash; even if insurance is willing to pay. Accuracy and large-scale adoption is the formula Counsyl needs to make its business model work.<\/p><\/blockquote><p>&ldquo;Creepy Gattaca undertones?&rdquo; Tell me more, Rachel Lehmann-Haupt, about who you are to declare what &ldquo;The Masses&rdquo; think. From <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lehmannhaupt.com\/bio.html\">Rachel&rsquo;s Lehmann-Haupt<\/a>&rsquo;s website:<\/p><blockquote><p>I [Rachel Lehmann-Haupt] graduated with honors in English Literature from Kenyon College and attended The Graduate School of Journalism at The University of California at Berkeley. While at UC Berkeley I was the founding editor of&nbsp;<em>F magazine<\/em>, a post-feminist zine for which I received a fellowship from Women in Communications, Inc. I was also an assistant editor to Clay Felker, the founder of&nbsp;<em>New York magazine<\/em>, at The Felker Magazine Center.<\/p><\/blockquote><p>Oh right. Kenyon College, UC&nbsp;Berkeley, &ldquo;post-feminist zine,&rdquo; New York magazine. I see that neither your subsidized intelligentsia education nor your vagina crippled your ambitions to write about your ambitions to write as a Woman who Writes. Good for you. If not for your harrowing quest to achieve your superior understanding of cultural justice, how else would you credibly justify your plea that &ldquo;The Masses&rdquo; may not be ready to not die from Tay Sachs?<\/p><p>Oh. Because genomics is &ldquo;<em>creepy<\/em>.&rdquo; Fuck you.<\/p><p>Fact: any plea on behalf of &ldquo;the&nbsp;masses&rdquo; is bullshit &mdash;unless your car is on fire &mdash;and even then, bet on an accident. &ldquo;The Masses&rdquo; don&rsquo;t move around much anymore.<\/p><p>In fact, a lot of idiots seem to think that prenatal disease screening is the de facto&nbsp;harbinger&nbsp;of some lock &lsquo;n stock B+ &ldquo;Write about a Dystopia&rdquo; 10 pager for&nbsp;&rdquo;Composition and Social Issues&rdquo; 205. A quick Google search:<\/p><ul><li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=counsyl+brave+new+world\">counsyl brave new world<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/www.google.com\/search?q=counsyl+gattaca\">counsyl gattaca<\/a><\/li><\/ul><p>The hilarious part is that &ldquo;The Masses&rdquo; don&rsquo;t want this &ldquo;help&rdquo; &mdash;and <strong>you are not &ldquo;The Masses.&rdquo; <\/strong>Think: when was the last time you read anything by anybody who self-identified as a member of &ldquo;The Masses?&rdquo; I bet it was about Jesus and published as a YouTube comment.<\/p><p>Listen: the primary complaint of &ldquo;The Masses&rdquo; is that television commercials are <em>so loud<\/em> that you have to turn down the TV, but then the show comes back on and you can&rsquo;t hear it so you have turn up the TV&hellip; and what if you can&rsquo;t find the channel changer?<\/p><p>That&rsquo;s right: &ldquo;The Masses&rdquo; have no useful opinion on any subject &mdash;most people don&rsquo;t even know what DNA is, let alone read books almost 100 years old. If The Masses <em>did<\/em> have a coherent collective opinion, it would be that they&nbsp;hate <em>you<\/em> &mdash;Rachel Lehmann-Haupt, The People&rsquo;s Champion&mdash; for the excellent, all-purpose reason that you are a &ldquo;know-it-all fag bitch.&rdquo; (Nothing personal about you, that&rsquo;s just the reason.) Either that, or they&rsquo;d be obsequiously picking stray&nbsp;clutter during&nbsp;casual conversation which will include &ldquo;Um, Sorry for [triviality]&rdquo; and &ldquo;Uhh&hellip; did you need help with [errand]?&rdquo;<\/p><p>But why DNA, Rachel? What is so &ldquo;creepy&rdquo; about an&nbsp;esoteric&nbsp;biomedical laboratory for fatal&nbsp;inheritable&nbsp;diseases?<\/p><p>Because The Big Cultural&nbsp;Taboo in America is that you could not free to be who you want to be. That there could exist <em>some universal, standardized report<\/em> &mdash;never &ldquo;mandatory,&rdquo; always &ldquo;understood&rdquo;&mdash; which the inalterable, indisputable broadcast to the entire world exactly your place and where you belong, and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.usatoday.com\/news\/education\/2007-04-26-mit-admissions-dean-out_N.htm\">to behave otherwise is <em>blasphemy<\/em><\/a>.<\/p><p>The&nbsp;<em>real<\/em> taboo is <strong>that record already exists<\/strong>: it&rsquo;s called:<\/p><p>a &ldquo;<strong><em>RESUME<\/em><\/strong>.&rdquo;<\/p><p>Nobody cares about your DNA unless daddy is a big customer for&nbsp;The&nbsp;Firm . What people DO care about is 1) degree caste 2) occupational class 3) have you admitted to anything which could cast doubt on your suitability for your appointed social track.<\/p><p>No? Oh, right&hellip; I forgot. That&rsquo;s not how this debate is suppose to go, right? Yes, please save us from all the scary DNAs! Save us Rachel! [My Employment Owner] paid [my wages] to the Death&rsquo;s Protection Racket, but now I can&rsquo;t cash out for a CT scan because my rs2384234 was an A and not a T! *GASP* I dropped an eyelash &mdash;my &nbsp;precious FICO! I missed the resume screening for my own television sitcom fantasy &mdash;all because nobody could save me from <em>evil DNA testing<\/em>! O brave new world, that has such people in&rsquo;t &mdash;like&nbsp;<em>creepy<\/em> geneticists! If only <em>somebody<\/em> had published&nbsp;skeptical&nbsp;op-ed and put these creeps back in their place! Society wasn&rsquo;t ready!<\/p><p>Keep your minitruth doublespeak to yourself and leave genomics alone, Rachel. It&rsquo;s already a Brave New World, but some of us still really do want to be astronauts.<\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/ThinkGene?a=iszU2ouMfMo:wRTsmEpKjWA:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/46820_ThinkGene?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.feedburner.com\/~ff\/ThinkGene?a=iszU2ouMfMo:wRTsmEpKjWA:gIN9vFwOqvQ\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/46820_ThinkGene?i=iszU2ouMfMo:wRTsmEpKjWA:gIN9vFwOqvQ\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/46820_iszU2ouMfMo\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rachel Lehmann-Haupt writes about Counsyl:Even with the creepy&nbsp;Gattaca undertones, Counsyl&rsquo;s technology could potentially save lives and health care dollars as a kind of preventative medicine. But the accuracy of the new technology is still in question, and it&rsquo;s unclear if &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/human-genetics\/spoiler-you-are-the-%e2%80%9cvalids%e2%80%9d.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-human-genetics"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14264"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}