{"id":14230,"date":"2010-04-08T08:13:55","date_gmt":"2010-04-08T08:13:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/the-cake-shouldn%e2%80%99t-be-a-lie\/"},"modified":"2010-04-08T08:13:55","modified_gmt":"2010-04-08T08:13:55","slug":"the-cake-shouldn%e2%80%99t-be-a-lie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/planetology\/the-cake-shouldn%e2%80%99t-be-a-lie.php","title":{"rendered":"The Cake Shouldn\u2019t Be a Lie"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"profile\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/0518e_rrobson.jpg\" alt=\"Ryan Robson\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\">I may be taking a long shot here, but I believe I am now completely accustomed to my surroundings and my colleagues. I&rsquo;ve met some fantastic people, and I&rsquo;ve excavated the never-ending <a href=\"http:\/\/www.houstontunnels.com\/index_content.html\">Houston underground tunnels<\/a> in their entirety. While the latter involved arduously dragging myself on a strange and intriguing expedition past endless halls of restaurants, stores and power-walking businesspeople that made me feel severely underdressed, when I navigated back to the Bayou Place glass door, I couldn&rsquo;t help but feel a sense of accomplishment. Was that pride matched by a feeling of being out of shape? Maybe &mdash; but hey, that&rsquo;s what the company&rsquo;s fitness challenge is for, right?<\/p><p>That&rsquo;s right, a <em>fitness challenge<\/em>. Participants are broken into teams that take this thing <strong>seriously<\/strong>. After six biweekly weigh-ins, the team and individuals with the greatest percentage weight loss and body fat loss are declared winners and receive a nice little award. The prize is nice, but the real draw for me was the chance to be motivated by my teammates to lead a healthier lifestyle. I think there&rsquo;s a saying about a <span>healthy employee<\/span> being a <span>happy employee<\/span>, so when a large portion of the staff enthusiastically participates, you see even more smiles around the office. It&rsquo;s <em>not<\/em> like the clip from <em>Office Space<\/em> where everyone&rsquo;s forced to participate in the droll, TPS-report zealot boss&rsquo;s birthday &ndash; an extracurricular they loathe. If you expect there to be a few Miltons around our office who miss out on the cake when it&rsquo;s being passed around, you&rsquo;ll be sorely mistaken.<\/p><p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"centered\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/f0974_cake.jpg\" alt=\"The Cake Isn't A Lie\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p><p>This environment is completely different. Employees are voluntarily and enthusiastically participating in team events &ndash; <em>just because<\/em>. You can feel a vibe that this is not about the potential award and bragging rights. People are enjoying themselves, getting healthier, developing long-lasting personal relationships and building our team&rsquo;s bonds simultaneously. You need a certain breed of employee and a certain level of trust to make that happen.<\/p><p>The moral of the story here &ndash; yes, there is a moral &ndash; is that when you engage a group of people in pursuit of a common goal and allow them to get legitimately excited, you&rsquo;re going to build an incredible team. It&rsquo;s that simple. Enthusiasm is contagious and produces happy employees who in turn produce incredible results. I&rsquo;m witnessing it right now, and I love it.<\/p><p>-Ryan<\/p><p>P.S. On the tangential topic of cake inspired by Milton, there should be a set of rules governing cake distribution. Should there be unfair cake distribution, there shall be severe repercussions, many involving demerits. As <a href=\"http:\/\/www.classictvquotes.com\/quotes\/whats-this-that-is-a-demerit-jim-halpert-tardiness-oh-i-love-it\/\">Dwight Schrute<\/a> explains, &ldquo;[Get] three demerits, and you&rsquo;ll receive a citation. Five citations and you&rsquo;re going to get yourself a violation. Four of those and you&rsquo;ll get a verbal warning. Keep that up, and you&rsquo;re looking at a written warning. Two of those, that&rsquo;ll land you in a world of hurt in the form of a disciplinary review placed on the desk of my immediate superior.&rdquo; I hope this suggestion does not lead to any disadulations. <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/f0974_icon_smile.gif\" alt=\":-)\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"> <\/p><div><h4>Related Posts:<\/h4><ul><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.theplanet.com\/2010\/01\/28\/my-experience-as-a-newbie-at-the-planet\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">My Experience as a Newbie at The Planet<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.theplanet.com\/2008\/04\/18\/a-little-cajun-at-the-bayou\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A Little Cajun at the Bayou<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.theplanet.com\/2008\/03\/24\/a-social-experiment\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A Social Experiment<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.theplanet.com\/2010\/04\/02\/storage-cloud-and-the-city\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">Storage Cloud and the City<\/a><\/li><li><a href=\"http:\/\/blog.theplanet.com\/2007\/06\/13\/a-confession-%E2%80%A6-my-second-job\/\" rel=\"bookmark\">A Confession &hellip; My Second Job<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/div><p>\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.stumbleupon.com\/submit?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.theplanet.com%2F2010%2F04%2F06%2Fthe-cake-shouldnt-be-a-lie%2F&amp;title=The%20Cake%20Shouldn%27t%20Be%20a%20Lie\" title=\"StumbleUpon\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/854d1_stumbleupon.png\" alt=\"StumbleUpon\" class=\"sociable-hovers\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br>\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/home?status=The%20Cake%20Shouldn%27t%20Be%20a%20Lie%20-%20http%3A%2F%2Fblog.theplanet.com%2F2010%2F04%2F06%2Fthe-cake-shouldnt-be-a-lie%2F\" title=\"Twitter\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/854d1_twitter.png\" alt=\"Twitter\" class=\"sociable-hovers\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br>\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/www.dzone.com\/links\/add.html?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.theplanet.com%2F2010%2F04%2F06%2Fthe-cake-shouldnt-be-a-lie%2F&amp;title=The%20Cake%20Shouldn%27t%20Be%20a%20Lie\" title=\"DZone\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/854d1_dzone.png\" alt=\"DZone\" class=\"sociable-hovers\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br>\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/digg.com\/submit?phase=2&amp;url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.theplanet.com%2F2010%2F04%2F06%2Fthe-cake-shouldnt-be-a-lie%2F&amp;title=The%20Cake%20Shouldn%27t%20Be%20a%20Lie&amp;bodytext=I%20may%20be%20taking%20a%20long%20shot%20here%2C%20but%20I%20believe%20I%20am%20now%20completely%20accustomed%20to%20my%20surroundings%20and%20my%20colleagues.%20I%27ve%20met%20some%20fantastic%20people%2C%20and%20I%27ve%20excavated%20the%20never-ending%20Houston%20underground%20tunnels%20in%20their%20entirety.%20While%20the%20latter%20i\" title=\"Digg\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/854d1_digg.png\" alt=\"Digg\" class=\"sociable-hovers\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br>\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/delicious.com\/post?url=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.theplanet.com%2F2010%2F04%2F06%2Fthe-cake-shouldnt-be-a-lie%2F&amp;title=The%20Cake%20Shouldn%27t%20Be%20a%20Lie&amp;notes=I%20may%20be%20taking%20a%20long%20shot%20here%2C%20but%20I%20believe%20I%20am%20now%20completely%20accustomed%20to%20my%20surroundings%20and%20my%20colleagues.%20I%27ve%20met%20some%20fantastic%20people%2C%20and%20I%27ve%20excavated%20the%20never-ending%20Houston%20underground%20tunnels%20in%20their%20entirety.%20While%20the%20latter%20i\" title=\"del.icio.us\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/854d1_delicious.png\" alt=\"del.icio.us\" class=\"sociable-hovers\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br>\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/faves?add=http%3A%2F%2Fblog.theplanet.com%2F2010%2F04%2F06%2Fthe-cake-shouldnt-be-a-lie%2F\" title=\"Technorati\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/854d1_technorati.png\" alt=\"Technorati\" class=\"sociable-hovers\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I may be taking a long shot here, but I believe I am now completely accustomed to my surroundings and my colleagues. 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