{"id":139312,"date":"2014-09-04T21:55:33","date_gmt":"2014-09-05T01:55:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/crazy-travel-accessories.php"},"modified":"2014-09-04T21:55:33","modified_gmt":"2014-09-05T01:55:33","slug":"crazy-travel-accessories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/world-travel\/crazy-travel-accessories.php","title":{"rendered":"Crazy travel accessories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>      By Brittany Jones Cooper    <\/p>\n<p>    Last week,     the travel world went into a frenzy over a little $22    device called the knee defender that caused quite the scuffle    on a United Airlines flight. The plastic attachment clips onto    the seat, and prevents the person sitting in front of you from    reclining. It is banned by most U.S. carriers, yet a man tried    to use it on a flight and really annoyed the woman in front of    him. Words were exchanged, drinks were thrown, and eventually    the plane was diverted to Chicago and the two offenders were    taken off of the plane.  <\/p>\n<p>    The knee defender is just one of the many obnoxious travel    accessories on the market today. Weve gathered up a few others    that will definitely drive your fellow passengers bonkers.  <\/p>\n<p>        The B-Tourist was        designed by graduates of the Bezalel Academy of Art and        Design in Israel, a program that clearly encourages        anti-social behavior. We admit that the added privacy could        be nice for sleeping, reading, or eating, but the entire        accessory has some major flaws.      <\/p>\n<p>        First, you have to loop it around the seat in front of you        which is sure to p*ss off the person sitting there.        Secondly, do you have to unhook the entire thing if someone        gets up to go the bathroom? And finally, if the seat behind        you has a TV on it, it would be blocked by your stupid        tent.      <\/p>\n<p>        Choosing to wear this contraption in public means that the        person is either super confident or slightly unstable. So        while other passengers on a plane would certainly be        annoyed that you are wearing this Ostrich pillow and        blocking their view of the window, chances are they wont        say anything for fear of a backlash. If you are so tired        that wearing this seems like a good idea, dont let us        stand in your way.      <\/p>\n<p>        This next accessory is for        the organized traveler. However, unless you are moving into        seat 16E, there is no reason why a flyer should need this        much stuff on a plane.      <\/p>\n<p>        We get itgerms are gross. And honestly, the trayGUARD is a decent        idea. Still, it's sure to annoy your seatmate for one major        reasonthey dont have one. When you pull this out and        politely slip it on your tray, your neighbor will be        reminded of how dirty their tray is. Theyll eat their        peanuts while risking the flu, while you dine in your germ        free bubble. Be prepared for some dirty looks.      <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>        Now things have gotten out of control. Have you ever put a        slipcover on a couch? Its almost impossible. The fit is        never right, and you can spend an hour just trying to get        all of the corners and creases in the right place. We        equate that frustrating experience to trying to fit a        plane sheet to your        seat while others are trying to board. The effort it takes        to maneuver this unnecessary attachment while other people        are trying to take their seat, will surely make you the        most hated person on your flight. Aint nobody got time for        that.              <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Originally posted here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/travel\/2014\/09\/04\/ridiculous-travel-accesories-that-will-drive-other-passengers-nuts\" title=\"Crazy travel accessories\">Crazy travel accessories<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> By Brittany Jones Cooper Last week, the travel world went into a frenzy over a little $22 device called the knee defender that caused quite the scuffle on a United Airlines flight. The plastic attachment clips onto the seat, and prevents the person sitting in front of you from reclining. 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