{"id":13791,"date":"2010-04-03T02:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-04-03T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/i-wish-my-car-had-switches-for-porn-and-magic-image-cache\/"},"modified":"2010-04-03T02:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-04-03T02:00:00","slug":"i-wish-my-car-had-switches-for-porn-and-magic-image-cache","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/i-wish-my-car-had-switches-for-porn-and-magic-image-cache.php","title":{"rendered":"I Wish My Car Had Switches For Porn and Magic [Image Cache]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"&gt;<a title=\"Click here to read I Wish My Car Had Switches For Porn and Magic\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/imagecache\/\"><span>#<\/span><span>imagecache<\/span><\/a>&lt;\/div --><div><a title=\"Click here to read I Wish My Car Had Switches For Porn and Magic\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5508570\/i-wish-my-car-had-switches-for-porn-and-magic\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" alt=\"Click here to read I Wish My Car Had Switches For Porn and Magic\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/efbbe_160x120_81461667-d84ffcbd04f9e1fd8b4f50272e19b1cb.4bb68e1e-scaled.jpg\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div><\/div><p>\t\t\t\tI don't know why this guy revealed what the switches in his car do, but I certainly wish my gas-guzzler could produce magic at the flick of a switch&mdash;heck, I'd settle for a card trick. 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