{"id":12926,"date":"2010-03-24T19:00:21","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T19:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/happy-birthday-steve-ballmer-microsoft\/"},"modified":"2010-03-24T19:00:21","modified_gmt":"2010-03-24T19:00:21","slug":"happy-birthday-steve-ballmer-microsoft","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/happy-birthday-steve-ballmer-microsoft.php","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday, Steve Ballmer [Microsoft]"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<!--  div style=\"background-color: #B3B3B3; width: 160px; padding: 1px;\"&gt;<a title=\"Click here to read Happy Birthday, Steve Ballmer\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/microsoft\/\"><span>#<\/span><span>microsoft<\/span><\/a>&lt;\/div --><div><a title=\"Click here to read Happy Birthday, Steve Ballmer\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5501070\/happy-birthday-steve-ballmer\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" height=\"120\" width=\"160\" alt=\"Click here to read Happy Birthday, Steve Ballmer\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/e9316_160x120_ballmer-cake.jpg\"><br>\t\t\t\t\t\t<span><\/span>\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><\/div><\/div><p>\t\t\t\tYou've seen Steve dance before. Today, if you are using Windows, sending emails from your Hotmail account, or even editing Excel spreadsheets, I insist you do a little monkeyboy dance in your seat. For Ballmer&mdash;the ever-entertaining CEO.\t\t\t\t<a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5501070\/happy-birthday-steve-ballmer\" title=\"Click here to read more about Happy Birthday, Steve Ballmer [Microsoft]\">More&nbsp;&raquo;<\/a><\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=27cf5791da0c92505238aa8a6cc0eddc&amp;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/e9316_img.phdo?s=27cf5791da0c92505238aa8a6cc0eddc&amp;p=1\"><\/a><br><!-- foo --><\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=dlyKHWELCk8:WmvEN0ErMzw:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/e9316_full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=dlyKHWELCk8:WmvEN0ErMzw:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/e9316_full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=dlyKHWELCk8:WmvEN0ErMzw:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/e9316_full?i=dlyKHWELCk8:WmvEN0ErMzw:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=dlyKHWELCk8:WmvEN0ErMzw:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/e9316_full?i=dlyKHWELCk8:WmvEN0ErMzw:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/e9316_dlyKHWELCk8\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You've seen Steve dance before. Today, if you are using Windows, sending emails from your Hotmail account, or even editing Excel spreadsheets, I insist you do a little monkeyboy dance in your seat. For Ballmer&mdash;the ever-entertaining CEO. 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