{"id":124843,"date":"2014-04-17T18:47:36","date_gmt":"2014-04-17T22:47:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/depp-cant-transcend-artificial-stupidity-in-latest-film.php"},"modified":"2014-04-17T18:47:36","modified_gmt":"2014-04-17T22:47:36","slug":"depp-cant-transcend-artificial-stupidity-in-latest-film","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/mind-upload\/depp-cant-transcend-artificial-stupidity-in-latest-film.php","title":{"rendered":"Depp cant transcend artificial stupidity in latest film"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Johnny Depp, playing a dying scientist, has his brain uploaded    to mind-numbing effect in Transcendence  where nothing    happens that you havent seen done much better in almost any    computer-oriented sci-fi epic of the last six decades.  <\/p>\n<p>    Lethargic direction, bland visuals, credulity-straining    plotting and tin-eared dialogue turn even pros like Rebecca    Hall, Paul Bettany and Morgan Freeman into sleepwalking bores.  <\/p>\n<p>    Things start off on a promising note, with a shot of a computer    keyboard being used as a doorstop. The Web has crashed and    cant be fixed.  <\/p>\n<p>    Bettany tells us exactly how that happened in droning narration    thats going to explain Every. Last. Thing. (Except why the Web    cant be fixed.)  <\/p>\n<p>    Hall plays Depps wife and professional collaborator  hes the    worlds leading expert on artificial intelligence.  <\/p>\n<p>    When he suffers a lethal encounter with cyber-terrorists, she    urges him to let her use his remaining month of life to    basically upload his genius to a Web cloud so he can continue    his work.  <\/p>\n<p>    I havent given away anything that isnt apparent from the    trailer. But now I need to get into spoilerish territory to do    a proper demolition job on this fiasco.  <\/p>\n<p>    Depps former associates, Bettany and Freeman, come to question    whether its really a resurrected Depp they hear through    computer speakers and see on monitors, or just a computer    program with evil intent mimicking him.  <\/p>\n<p>    But Hall insists that the digitized version of her formerly    modest husband is real and not Memorex  even when he begins    laying plans to control the world.  <\/p>\n<p>    Its not a horrible premise for a movie, but the execution is    exceedingly trite and sloppy.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See the original post here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/nypost.com\/2014\/04\/16\/depp-cant-transcend-artificial-stupidity-in-latest-film\/\/RS=^ADAuIyZh7C6vb02rGYrmNyU5fi6BJI-\" title=\"Depp cant transcend artificial stupidity in latest film\">Depp cant transcend artificial stupidity in latest film<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Johnny Depp, playing a dying scientist, has his brain uploaded to mind-numbing effect in Transcendence where nothing happens that you havent seen done much better in almost any computer-oriented sci-fi epic of the last six decades. Lethargic direction, bland visuals, credulity-straining plotting and tin-eared dialogue turn even pros like Rebecca Hall, Paul Bettany and Morgan Freeman into sleepwalking bores. 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