{"id":120598,"date":"2014-03-31T20:50:02","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T00:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/pirate-bay-announces-fake-april-fools-device-designed-to-embrace-your-entire-mind.php"},"modified":"2014-03-31T20:50:02","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T00:50:02","slug":"pirate-bay-announces-fake-april-fools-device-designed-to-embrace-your-entire-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/mind-upload\/pirate-bay-announces-fake-april-fools-device-designed-to-embrace-your-entire-mind.php","title":{"rendered":"Pirate Bay announces fake April Fools device designed to embrace your entire mind"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Though there may be a day when human beings will be able to    upload themselves to the Internet and\/or a humanoid-like    cyborg, that day is supposed to be at least a few decades away.  <\/p>\n<p>    However, the Pirate Bay announced on its    official blog that theyre currently developing a device    that will allow users to plug into all the files and data that    can be accessed on the site, and essentially download it into    their brains. With April 1 just hours away here in the states,    the announcement is also (most likely) an April Fools Day    joke.  <\/p>\n<p>    Heres how the blog post describes the device:  <\/p>\n<p>    In cooperation with Russian, Israeli and Japanese neuro    scientists, we are developing a device that will embrace your    entire mind. Using laser projections directly onto the retina    itll no longer be any resolution but 100 percent. The sound    will be delivered in a range from 12Hz to 79kHz and will cancel    all noise from the outside world. Using a simple plugin into    the the brain, you will no longer only be able to see and hear    a movie, a game or whatever it is you want. Youll be able to    live it. Play the main character. Tweak any story in any way    you want.  <\/p>\n<p>    The post also goes on to say that the entirety of The Pirate    Bay would be stored within you, and implores readers to    embrace the sites vision with this message:  <\/p>\n<p>    Forget about the outside world. This is the new.  <\/p>\n<p>    This is already the second tech-themed April Fools Joke that    weve come across, even though its not April 1 yet. Earlier,    we spotted a Chinese site that published an authentic-looking    but undoubtedly fake image of a wafer-thin Mac Air desktop.  <\/p>\n<p>    We cant help but wonder what sorts of tech-related hi-jinx    well be subjected to when tomorrow rolls around.  <\/p>\n<p>    (Image via WallpaperMania.eu)<\/p>\n<p>    DT  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>See original here:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.digitaltrends.com\/computing\/pirate-bay-announces-fake-april-fools-device-designed-embrace-entire-mind\/\/RS=^ADAEcqpPi0PdIHnen.6VrYuISzT8Hg-\" title=\"Pirate Bay announces fake April Fools device designed to embrace your entire mind\">Pirate Bay announces fake April Fools device designed to embrace your entire mind<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Though there may be a day when human beings will be able to upload themselves to the Internet and\/or a humanoid-like cyborg, that day is supposed to be at least a few decades away.  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/mind-upload\/pirate-bay-announces-fake-april-fools-device-designed-to-embrace-your-entire-mind.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-120598","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-mind-upload"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120598"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=120598"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/120598\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=120598"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=120598"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=120598"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}