{"id":114636,"date":"2014-03-07T19:50:44","date_gmt":"2014-03-08T00:50:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/review-300-rise-of-an-empire-celebrates-excessive-pointless-violence.php"},"modified":"2014-03-07T19:50:44","modified_gmt":"2014-03-08T00:50:44","slug":"review-300-rise-of-an-empire-celebrates-excessive-pointless-violence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/red-heads\/review-300-rise-of-an-empire-celebrates-excessive-pointless-violence.php","title":{"rendered":"Review: &#39;300: Rise of an Empire&#39; celebrates excessive, pointless violence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    300: Rise of an Empire is a bloodbath and not much else.  <\/p>\n<p>    Heads are bisected and decapitated. Swords and spears plunge    through bodies, setting off slow-motion gushes of deep red,    time and time and time again. Ships collide, hundreds of bodies    sink to the bottom of the sea.  <\/p>\n<p>    Youve heard the expression Heads will roll. In this movie    heads roll all over the place.  <\/p>\n<p>    Why exactly theyre rolling is never quite clear. Most likely    to make audience members glad their own heads are intact.    Beyond that, its hard to find a point to Rise. Its pretty    much blood for bloods sake.  <\/p>\n<p>    Rise is, of course, a sequel to the hugely successful 300;    and it, too, is filled with rippling muscles,    brave-if-misguided warrior-speak and massive battle scenes. But    while 300 had at least a modicum of political intrigue, this    film is just full-on mayhem.  <\/p>\n<p>    Part of it actually takes place at the same time as 300. A    massive Persian army under the command of the self-anointed    man-god Xerxes (Rodrigo Santoro) is attacking Greece at two    points. At one, the 300 brave-if-not-particularly-bright    Spartans make a stand and are wiped out. End of that movie.  <\/p>\n<p>    At the other point, the fleet of Athens, led by the legendary    Themistokles (Sullivan Stapleton), sails against the much    bigger fleet of the Persians, which is led by the thoroughly    evil and smoking hot Artemisia (Eva Green).  <\/p>\n<p>    For a while, Themistokles and the Athenians hold their own,    leading to a meeting between the Athenian leader and Artemisia,    which devolves into a ludicrous sex scene. But then its back    to battle, where it soon becomes clear enough the Athenians are    plain outnumbered no matter how hard they fight.  <\/p>\n<p>    So Themistokles puts out a call to all the other cities of    Greece, including his traditional enemies the Spartans, to join    in the battle.  <\/p>\n<p>    The result? Blood, blood, blood and more blood. Director Noam    Murro likes nothing better than a slow-mo impaling that    near-freezes for a second, then speeds back up to normal just    in time to slow down again as a sword crosses through someones    neck, spraying the screen. Then more, more, more.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>Read the original here: <\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.detroitnews.com\/article\/20140307\/ENT02\/303070006\/-1\/rss12\/RK=0\/RS=AwRvHV3LOE8EmcrV1NZXXyFn90E-\" title=\"Review: &#39;300: Rise of an Empire&#39; celebrates excessive, pointless violence\">Review: &#39;300: Rise of an Empire&#39; celebrates excessive, pointless violence<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> 300: Rise of an Empire is a bloodbath and not much else. Heads are bisected and decapitated. 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