{"id":10987,"date":"2010-03-05T16:01:13","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T16:01:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/saturday-morning-breakfast-pandering-bad-astronomy\/"},"modified":"2010-03-05T16:01:13","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T16:01:13","slug":"saturday-morning-breakfast-pandering-bad-astronomy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/astronomy\/saturday-morning-breakfast-pandering-bad-astronomy.php","title":{"rendered":"Saturday Morning Breakfast pandering | Bad Astronomy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Zach Weiner is a shrewd, shrewd man. He does stuff like this just because he knows I&rsquo;ll link to it.<\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smbc-comics.com\/index.php?db=comics&amp;id=1811\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/417d3_smbc_march52010.jpg\" alt=\"It's a Weiner joke, be warned.\" width=\"472\" height=\"292\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12645\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.smbc-comics.com\/index.php?db=comics&amp;id=1811\">Click through to see why<\/a> (NSFW-ish). But he should know better. I got my revenge years ago by failing all those jocks in my astronomy class<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/pipes.yahoo.com\/pipes\/pipe.info?_id=b1f7827b1dfe342d3c7cc9be64d477ac#footnote1\"><sup>*<\/sup><\/a>.<\/p><p>Also: Zach is 28 today, that whippersnapper. Get off my lawn<a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/pipes.yahoo.com\/pipes\/pipe.info?_id=b1f7827b1dfe342d3c7cc9be64d477ac#footnote2\"><sup>**<\/sup><\/a>!<\/p><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" name=\"footnote1\"><\/a><\/p><hr width=\"30%\" align=\"left\"><em><sup>*<\/sup>Actually, that&rsquo;s not true. They all got the grades they worked for and deserved. In reality I got my revenge by hacking into their accounts and changing their sports stats.<p><a rel=\"nofollow\" name=\"footnote2\"><\/a><\/p><hr width=\"30%\" align=\"left\"><sup>**<\/sup>I mean, get off my astroturf!<br><\/em><p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/s-i2WcFvZDTaTuchkQvfdH3B6bc\/0\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/417d3_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><br><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/feedads.g.doubleclick.net\/~a\/s-i2WcFvZDTaTuchkQvfdH3B6bc\/1\/da\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/417d3_di\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/p><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/417d3_xV3omzpCewI\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/417d3_8Y7KQNhjzHs\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Zach Weiner is a shrewd, shrewd man. He does stuff like this just because he knows I&rsquo;ll link to it.Click through to see why (NSFW-ish). But he should know better. I got my revenge years ago by failing all those &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/astronomy\/saturday-morning-breakfast-pandering-bad-astronomy.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10987","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-astronomy"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10987"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10987"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10987\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10987"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10987"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10987"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}