{"id":10922,"date":"2010-03-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/the-apple-lawsuit-rampage-wed-love-to-see-humor\/"},"modified":"2010-03-06T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-06T00:00:00","slug":"the-apple-lawsuit-rampage-wed-love-to-see-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/the-apple-lawsuit-rampage-wed-love-to-see-humor.php","title":{"rendered":"The Apple Lawsuit Rampage We’d Love to See [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apple's lawsuit against HTC<\/a> made one thing clear: Steve. Jobs. Will. Cut You. And with all the patents they've got? Nobody's safe. Here's who's next on the subpoena warpath:<\/p>

<\/a>Patent #8<\/a>,567,301:<\/strong> A Process to Cryogenically Microbead Pasteurized Dairy
Defendant:<\/strong> Dippin' Dots<\/p>

<\/a>Patent #5<\/a>,475,939:<\/strong> Inexpensive Self-Assembled Home Furnishings With Names That Sound Like Lesser Norse Gods
Defendant:<\/strong> Ikea<\/p>

<\/a>Patent #6<\/a>,374,752:<\/strong> Constructing an Opulent Hyper-Futuristic City Without Having the Resources to Maintain It
Defendant:<\/strong> Dubai<\/p>

<\/a>Patent #3<\/a>,405,356:<\/strong> Music Composition Utilizing Three Chords In Sequence and Repetitive Anti-Establishment Lyrics
Defendants:<\/strong> Joey Ramone; Iggy Pop; Johnny Rotten; et al<\/p>

<\/a>Patent #2<\/a>,366,291:<\/strong> How a Bill Becomes a Law
Defendants:<\/strong> Congressional and Executive Branches of US Government; \"School House Rock\"<\/p>

<\/a>Patent #4<\/a>,769,002:<\/strong> Placing \"I\" Before \"E\" (Excepting Those Occasions In Which Preceded By \"C\" Or When Phonetically Comparable to \"A\")
Defendants:<\/strong> Strunk and White; My Third Grade Homeroom Teacher; the English Language<\/p>

<\/a>Patent #9<\/a>,753,482:<\/strong> Achieving Fame Despite Lack of Discernable Talent or Drive
Defendants:<\/strong> Paris Hilton, Spencer Pratt, the Cast of \"Tool Academy,\" et al<\/p>

<\/a>Patent #1<\/a>,749,682:<\/strong> Dogs
Defendants:<\/strong> Dogs<\/p>

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Apple's lawsuit against HTC made one thing clear: Steve. Jobs. Will. Cut You. And with all the patents they've got? Nobody's safe. Here's who's next on the subpoena warpath:Patent #8,567,301: A Process to Cryogenically Microbead Pasteurized DairyDefendant: Dippin' DotsPatent #5,475,939: … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10922","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-futurist"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10922"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10922"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10922\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10922"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10922"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10922"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}