{"id":10782,"date":"2010-03-05T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/mayor-of-duluth-minnesota-wants-all-firstborns-to-be-named-google-fiber-humor\/"},"modified":"2010-03-05T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T00:00:00","slug":"mayor-of-duluth-minnesota-wants-all-firstborns-to-be-named-google-fiber-humor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/mayor-of-duluth-minnesota-wants-all-firstborns-to-be-named-google-fiber-humor.php","title":{"rendered":"Mayor of Duluth, Minnesota Wants All Firstborns To Be Named &#8216;Google Fiber&#8217; [Humor]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- videoId: 03pCyixPuws --><!-- \/videoId: 03pCyixPuws -->Hey, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5483255\/topeka-kansas-changes-name-in-attempt-to-get-googles-gigabit-fiber\">Topeka, Kansas<\/a>! Duluth, Minnesota is calling you out for changing your name to Google in an attempt to get Google's <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/5468670\/google-wants-to-test-gigabit-fiber-internet-for-up-to-500000-people\">Gigabit fiber Internet<\/a>. They're announcing that all firstborn children shall be named <a title=\"Click here to read more posts tagged #googlefiber\" href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/tag\/googlefiber\/\">Google Fiber<\/a>.<\/p><p>Ah, thank goodness for that lengthy disclaimer at the beginning of the video or I'd have thought they were serious. [<i>Thanks, <a href=\"http:\/\/gizmodo.com\/people\/draven301\">Draven301<\/a>!<\/i>]<\/p><p><a href=\"http:\/\/ads.pheedo.com\/click.phdo?s=bcabc4e429cd11019058b970c441aef1&amp;p=1\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/ae360_img.phdo?s=bcabc4e429cd11019058b970c441aef1&amp;p=1\"><\/a><br><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" height=\"0\" width=\"0\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b584a_eus.gif?eui=2226\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p><div><a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:H0mrP-F8Qgo\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b584a_full?d=H0mrP-F8Qgo\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:yIl2AUoC8zA\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b584a_full?d=yIl2AUoC8zA\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:D7DqB2pKExk\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b584a_full?i=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:D7DqB2pKExk\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/feeds.gawker.com\/~ff\/gizmodo\/full?a=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:V_sGLiPBpWU\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b584a_full?i=eZCQCNP5bMY:dDnmYpA5v-U:V_sGLiPBpWU\" border=\"0\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/a><\/div><p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-o-matic\/cache\/b584a_eZCQCNP5bMY\" height=\"1\" width=\"1\" style=\"padding-left:10px; padding-right: 10px;\"><\/p>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey, Topeka, Kansas! Duluth, Minnesota is calling you out for changing your name to Google in an attempt to get Google's Gigabit fiber Internet. They're announcing that all firstborn children shall be named Google Fiber.Ah, thank goodness for that lengthy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/mayor-of-duluth-minnesota-wants-all-firstborns-to-be-named-google-fiber-humor.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10782","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-futurist"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10782"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10782"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10782\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10782"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10782"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10782"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}