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A Cybertruck owner waited two miserable weeks for a Tesla collision shop to patch up his car's torn bumper, and the sticker he plastered on the vehicle makes his bad situation worse.<\/span><\/p> \"I bought this after I knew Elon was awesome,\" reads the bumper sticker, which the truck owner <\/span>shared as part of an explanatory post on X-formerly-Twitter<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/p> It's meant to be a defiant response to the much more <\/span>popular stickers<\/span><\/a> sheepishly disclaiming that a Tesla's owner bought the vehicle \"before we knew Elon was crazy\" — b<\/span>ut after the accident, it feels more like a sad trombone.<\/span><\/p> While waiting for repair parts, the collision shop had stripped part of the Cybertruck's steel body to reveal the white exoskeleton beneath.<\/span><\/p> \"I want Tesla to be the best,\" pleaded the Cybertruck owner, whose X name identifies them only as \"Tryangle.\" But the \"truck was perfectly drivable, and it's just been sitting in the lot for 10-plus days torn down.\"<\/span><\/p> \"No one can give me a clear idea of when parts will be available, or when things will be completed,\" Tryangle continued. \"I feel like my truck is being held hostage.\" <\/span><\/p> One man's woe here speaks to a larger issue with Musk's most passionate followers: they'll endure anything to feel close to the billionaire. They don't mind that the $74,000-and-up Cybertruck <\/span>clearly isn't as invincible<\/span><\/a> as advertised, or that it's a nightmare to service, and that it <\/span>sometimes bursts into flames<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/p> As for Tryangle, his Cybertruck <\/span>is now fixed<\/span><\/a> and back in his possession — and he couldn't be more thrilled.<\/span><\/p> \"I ordered my @cybertruck five years ago,\" he <\/span>recently wrote<\/span><\/a> on X-formerly-Twitter. \"Never has anything in my life been worth the wait like the Cybertruck has! (Sorry to my wife, baby boy, and future children.)\"<\/span><\/p> More on the Cybertruck: <\/b>Warning! Do Not Expose Cybertrucks to Common Magnets<\/span><\/i><\/a><\/p> The post The Only Thing Sadder Than This Cybertruck's Gaping Wound Is Its Bumper Sticker<\/a> appeared first on Futurism<\/a>.<\/p> View original post here: Crash Course A Cybertruck owner waited two miserable weeks for a Tesla collision shop to patch up his car's torn bumper, and the sticker he plastered on the vehicle makes his bad situation worse. \"I bought this after I knew Elon\u00a0was awesome,\" reads the bumper sticker, which the truck owner shared as part of an explanatory post on X-formerly-Twitter . Continue reading Boulevard of Broken Teslas<\/b><\/h2>
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