{"id":1060397,"date":"2012-02-29T18:38:34","date_gmt":"2012-02-29T18:38:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.immortalitymedicine.tv\/uncategorized\/video-joe-ayoob-achieves-paper-airplane-throwing-immortality.php"},"modified":"2024-08-17T19:58:01","modified_gmt":"2024-08-17T23:58:01","slug":"video-joe-ayoob-achieves-paper-airplane-throwing-immortality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/immortality\/video-joe-ayoob-achieves-paper-airplane-throwing-immortality.php","title":{"rendered":"Video: Joe Ayoob achieves paper airplane throwing immortality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>    Joe Ayoob is finally known as something other than being the    bust that replaced Aaron Rodgers at Cal - he's now a world    record holder.  <\/p>\n<p>        (Paul    Sakuma\/AP)On Monday, Ayoob threw a paper airplane    226 feet, 10 inches to break the world record by 19 and a half    feet. Watch the video, it's impressive and a grade school    teacher's worst nightmare.  <\/p>\n<p>    The measurement still needs to be verified by the Guinness Book    of World Records before Ayoob can start making T-Shirts and    signing book deals.  <\/p>\n<p>    The only thing better than the throw itself is the commentary    on the video and the pure elation after the thing lands. You'd    think Ayoob had just led Cal to an 8-4 season. Oh wait  <\/p>\n<p>    This had to be a pretty proud moment for Ayoob (though he    didn't really dress for a momentous occasion, did he?), who    didn't exactly pan out as the highly touted San Francisco    Community College transfer everyone expected him to be. Ayoob    started nine games after Nate Longshore suffered an injury.    Ayoob was 5-4 in 2005 and threw for 1,707 yards and 15    touchdowns. However, 2006 was less than spectacular. As a    backup, he completed 9-of-22 passes for 187 yards and a score.    He went undrafted and ended up in the arena league until 2010.  <\/p>\n<p>    [Related:     New coaches, wild offenses in Pac-12 spotlight this spring    ]  <\/p>\n<p>    That must have been when he honed his    skills as an expert paper airplane hurler. It's not just about    randomly tossing the thing into the air, folks. Ayoob threw the    plane at the perfect angle to reach maximum height and maximum    speed on its decent. I sound like I know what I'm talking    about, right? All those aeronautical engineering classes really    paid off.  <\/p>\n<p>    So, congrats to Ayoob, who is now a hero to fourth graders    everywhere.  <\/p>\n<p>    - - -    High-five to     Kegs 'N Eggs.    \"Like\" Dr. Saturday     on Facebook for football conversations and stuff you won't    see on the blog. And follow Dr. Saturday at its new home on    Twitter:     @YahooDrSaturday  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>Read the rest here:<br \/>\n<a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/sports.yahoo.com\/blogs\/ncaaf-dr-saturday\/video-joe-ayoob-achieves-paper-airplane-throwing-immortality-192913790.html\" title=\"Video: Joe Ayoob achieves paper airplane throwing immortality\" rel=\"noopener\">Video: Joe Ayoob achieves paper airplane throwing immortality<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Joe Ayoob is finally known as something other than being the bust that replaced Aaron Rodgers at Cal - he's now a world record holder. (Paul Sakuma\/AP)On Monday, Ayoob threw a paper airplane 226 feet, 10 inches to break the world record by 19 and a half feet. 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