{"id":10582,"date":"2010-03-03T02:42:44","date_gmt":"2010-03-03T02:42:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/guy-tries-to-destroy-evidencea-flash-driveby-swallowing-it-wtf\/"},"modified":"2010-03-03T02:42:44","modified_gmt":"2010-03-03T02:42:44","slug":"guy-tries-to-destroy-evidencea-flash-driveby-swallowing-it-wtf","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/guy-tries-to-destroy-evidencea-flash-driveby-swallowing-it-wtf.php","title":{"rendered":"Guy Tries To Destroy Evidence—A Flash Drive—By Swallowing It [Wtf]"},"content":{"rendered":"

You've been skimming credit cards and the cops know—they've already executed a search warrant and found a flash drive full of evidence against you. If you're Florin Necula<\/a>, this means that it's time to swallow.<\/p>

After being arrested, Necula decided that it was a good idea to snatch up one of the pieces of evidence against him, shove it into his mouth, and swallow. Hard. Youch.<\/p>

Not only will the poor guy probably wind up in jail with a tummy ache, but he's being charged with obstruction of justice because of his attempt to destroy evidence. [Smoking Gun<\/a> via The Loop<\/a> via Jim Dalrymple<\/a>]<\/p>

The X-Ray pictured obviously isn't this guy's. It's of some dog who swallowed a fork instead of a flash drive and was found at Mental Floss<\/a><\/i><\/p>

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