{"id":102638,"date":"2014-01-23T14:45:37","date_gmt":"2014-01-23T19:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/uncategorized\/shock-o-rama-evolver.php"},"modified":"2014-01-23T14:45:37","modified_gmt":"2014-01-23T19:45:37","slug":"shock-o-rama-evolver","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/cyborg\/shock-o-rama-evolver.php","title":{"rendered":"Shock-O-Rama: Evolver"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><p>0 Comments |        Add            <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    By Chuck Francisco  January 22, 2014    Source: Mania.com  <\/p>\n<p>    Movies centered around the dangers    of technology run amuck focused on two primary flavors, in the    cyber drunk decade known as the 1990's: angsty cyborg killers    with the will to fight their evil corporate programming, and    operatic cyberspace dreamscapes populated by \"hackers\". Sure,    every flick didn't fit into this flock, but with the swift tap    of my fingers on Apple glass I've just described dozens of    films. From among their number rolls Evolver, off the    John de Lancie assembly line. Yes fellow nerds, the man who    would be Q is the fictional brains behind the Evolver home    game, having crafted a prototype robot to engage the    imagination and children of consumers at Christmas season. But    how should its bugs be tested and kinks worked    out?  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Perhaps in a nod to The Last    Star Fighter, the company decides to bestow that beta    tester status upon the highest scoring player of their virtual    reality version of the Evolver game (I want to be involved in    one of these board meetings at some point in my life. \"Yes,    give our multimillion dollar prototype to a twitch kid, high on    energy drinks and ADD!\"). Onto the scene, spinning like a top,    rotates Ethan Embry (who I will shameless admit to loving in    both Empire Records and Can't Hardly Wait). The    spinning analogies are apropo as we are introduced to him    engaged in a 90's VR booth, which includes a surrounding, waist    high rail, VR helmet, and blaster gun. These earliest games had    very rudimentary directional tracking and, while they had their    own specific games, were mostly used to play ports of    Quake and Duke Nukem 3D (I spent a good chunk of    time working at a laser tag and virtually reality place on the    Jersey shore in the 90's). So I'm familiar enough with the tech    to know the game represented on screen, while cutting edge CGI    of the time, was just not possible outside of the fanciest of    screen savers.  <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>    Embry is one of those actors that    is delightful in pretty much whatever he pops up in, including    his recent stint on Once Upon a Time. As our protagonist    in Evolver, he is moments from claiming the high score    when into the game spawns Cassidy Rae as \"the love interest\".    Her appearance womps Embry over the head, leaving him enshrined    at second place by a mere fifty-five points. With a quick bit    of Hollywood Hacking (TM), he quickly adjusts the score and is    awarded with a home visit from John de Lancie's robot install    service. I should quickly point out that the hacking itself has    a bit more credibility than most films (for the time or at    all), which is probably a result of budgetary constraints, but    since it actually works, we won't begrudge    it.  <\/p>\n<p><!-- Auto Generated --><\/p>\n<p>View post:<\/p>\n<p><a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mania.com\/shockorama-evolver_article_139094.html\" title=\"Shock-O-Rama: Evolver\">Shock-O-Rama: Evolver<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> 0 Comments | Add By Chuck Francisco January 22, 2014 Source: Mania.com Movies centered around the dangers of technology run amuck focused on two primary flavors, in the cyber drunk decade known as the 1990's: angsty cyborg killers with the will to fight their evil corporate programming, and operatic cyberspace dreamscapes populated by \"hackers\".  <a href=\"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/cyborg\/shock-o-rama-evolver.php\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"limit_modified_date":"","last_modified_date":"","_lmt_disableupdate":"","_lmt_disable":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-102638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cyborg"],"modified_by":null,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102638"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=102638"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/102638\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=102638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=102638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=102638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}