{"id":10259,"date":"2010-02-27T18:26:01","date_gmt":"2010-02-27T18:26:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/folding-massage-chair-makes-it-easy-to-hide-your-embarassing-folding-massage-chair-furniture\/"},"modified":"2010-02-27T18:26:01","modified_gmt":"2010-02-27T18:26:01","slug":"folding-massage-chair-makes-it-easy-to-hide-your-embarassing-folding-massage-chair-furniture","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.euvolution.com\/futurist-transhuman-news-blog\/futurist\/folding-massage-chair-makes-it-easy-to-hide-your-embarassing-folding-massage-chair-furniture.php","title":{"rendered":"Folding Massage Chair Makes It Easy to Hide Your Embarassing Folding Massage Chair [Furniture]"},"content":{"rendered":"

<\/a>Hammacher Schlemmer, purveyors of expensive, goofy gadgets, are now peddling the Foldaway Massage Chair, a shapeshifting piece of furniture that will keep your muscles relaxed, your apartment uncluttered, and your buyers remorse so potent you can almost taste it.<\/p>

Picture a Transformer. But instead of being a really cool car that turns into an ass-kicking robot, it's a little red cooler that doesn't actually keep things cold that turns into a mediocre massage chair. That should help you capture the essence of the Foldaway Massage Chair. I can't attest to how well it massages, but if I had to guess, I'd say not very well.<\/p>

The folding design makes it easy to stow away, though even if you manage to keep your friends and family from finding out you spent $800 on a folding massage chair from Hammacher Schlemmer, deep down you will always know that you did. And you will regret it. And regret you can't just fold away. [CrunchGear<\/a>]<\/p>

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